For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn’t had to care in 6 decades.
It’s polite to slurp it.
I know the cultural context.
But it will never stop being viscerally disgusting to my personal sensibilities.
Every time I just suck it up. Pun intended.
I work in film post-production. One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic. When I was editing the audio in, it was really gross at first, but I got used to it pretty quickly.
The thing that still haunts me is the really subtle sound of forks hitting teeth. shutters
I like how working in the film industry has made you shutter instead of shudder
Damn it! Wrong shudder speed!
One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic.
Bad idea indeed. Next time tell him he should record people using forks and knives and plates, but not any sounds that come from the mouth.
Scenes where people eat are “cleaned” very much in films. You see and hear people talking, playing a little with their food and that’s that. Never the real action of chewing, swallowing etc. (unless the film actually wants to create some bad vibes)
This was specifically supposed to be gross. We needed audio of people chewing.
Ughh… oh, well. Enjoy! :)
Ranch Corn Nuts
Other than flavor, how are ranch corn nuts different from regular corn nuts?
Theyre delicious in your mouth, but in someone else’s they fucking reek.
Smell. 🤢
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I’m gonna go with bananas.
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao
Live mice would be pretty messed up.
I have free-roaming cats, so that’s a sound I wake up to regularly.
Back in the day, a girlfriend of mine eating fries and mayo. She is a professor at Leuven University now, very smart mind, sweet and handsome…but you wouldn’t take her out to the snackbar because she would eat like a hungry pig.
…m…mayo?
It’s a Dutch thing…“patatje mayo”.
And Belgian!
And German. And French. And Polish. And Danish. And Spanish. And I thought it was pretty universal? Guess it’s European.
Anyway, fuck ketchup.Belgian thick fresh cut twice fried fries and Belgian mayo, better than anything we Dutch serve in our snackbar
Groningse Brander mayo > Belgian mayo, but only by a little.
But Belgian cut fries are superior! Though I like Bram Ladage fries.
CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
Does homeboy not know about crabcakes? All the taste, none of the pain in the ass and paying for the privilege of preparing your own food. Just get them somewhere that doesn’t use filler.
Those asmr mukbang videos. I can’t stand asmr sounds in general, eating makes it worse
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I’ve endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Man, I dunno if I really want to explore this rabbit hole, but I’m sure that there’s much-less-tolerable stuff out there. Say, live mice or something.
I was honestly envisioning foods that people eat normally, that might sound disgusting. But I don’t want to be too restrictive of answers now.
Did you read the other person’s suggestion about mice or are there two people here to independently came up with this grim idea?
I just posted it myself as the first thing that came to mind with something small and cute and noise-making. Hadn’t read other comments at that point.
As someone who likes watching people eat this won’t work on me. I’m into this shit.
2 girls, 1 cup?
Two attractive women enjoying a hot meal?
It doesn’t bother me either but I’m a glutton, so I immediately pivoted to foods I enjoyed but the torture was just that I was able to hear/watch them enjoy something I really wanted to share.
Peanuts
I’m so deaf I could sit in a room full of large, sweaty men slurping chicken off drumsticks while making open-mouthed, gruntled dad noises with every gasping breath, and it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. Well, other than such a room existing, that is.
I want to be in that room now.
same
Ice cubes
Torture? My genitals and not in a fun way.
