21 a month?? That seems excessive!
Try 60+. It’s good for your health.
And what should I do the other 29 days then?
Lots of aloe and regret.
Enjoy your prostate cancer, according to this coolguide I just read.
Valuable information which deserves a clearer infographic!
Agreed, I’m going to need more detailed instructions.
… and a demonstration with props and actors … in UHD … and super slo-mo
Go and crank one out and come back, maybe it will make more sense with a clear head
Do some people use 21 day months or something? What am I missing?
I think they’re saying that on average people don’t jack it EVERY day, just most days.
And just one time a day??
It’s called getting old.
This is terrifying
You gotta be there for the homies. Make sure they’re getting enough ejaculation in their week.
Put your hand on your mate’s shoulder and look him right in his eyes. Say
“Did you cum yet today, bro?”
If he says no, say “Get on it, dude, you gotta keep those stats up for a healthy prostate. You matter. Don’t neglect yourself.”
If he says yes, say “Nice one, dude. Keep it spurting.”If you shower together after gym, you could keep it more lighthearted and positive: Give his trouser truncheon a playful tap back and forth and ask “Did you tug this yet today, bro?”
They might not be as body positive as they need to be. We all worry sometimes that our danglies aren’t as handsome or fulsome as some we might have seen, or that our friends don’t rate our equipment highly, so help him associate his passion baton with your approval: whatever his size or shape, hold it in your hand and look at it properly. Don’t let go but make eye contact and say “Duuude, this is a Great Cock,.” Emphasize the capitalized words with a firm but gentle shake, like you would if you were shaking his hand. “Keep it in Shape. Give it a Workout. Every Day.”
If you’re good friends then while you’re cupping his crinkly kiwis, you can reach two fingers behind and press gently, saying “I care about this prostate in here, man. It needs exercise. Don’t skip dick day. Every day is dick day.” Don’t use this one with guys who are really just acquantances or colleagues, they might feel you were being a little over-familiar or might not be ready for that level of intimacy and close friendship. It takes a while for most guys to trust each other with their baby bakin’ smooth shaven sacks / hairy hangers and taint touching’s for best buds.
Why are you, lemmy users, so good at writing copypastas?
I will use this post as Exhibit A for proof that there is no kind or loving God, for why would they give me the ability to read just to see this ?
Tell me you don’t care about the health of your homies’ prostate without telling me you don’t care about the health of your homies’ prostate
According the graphic, In order for the risk to be really lower, does ejaculation have to be to the female reproductive system? Or can it be for example inside a rectum or with a masturbation?
I mean if you could get a female reproductive system to ejaculate at then do it lol
ejaculation
ejaculation is ejaculation. it doesn’t care where it’s at.
you might. but it doesn’t.
This infographic is terrible.
Almost entertainment 720 level of terribleThis is like maybe half a step above PragerU because at least there are numbers
I saw the red “4-7 times” and thought “damn, I’m not 18 anymore” and then I saw further on it said “per month”. Phew.
Coomers must be stopped
What happens when you get a negative risk of something? This is the first time it’s happened to me.
I got this, but is the benefit negated by fitting a whole earthquaker in there?
It’s an ad for a sex toys store with zero evidence
Source says Harvard Health.