You gotta be there for the homies. Make sure they’re getting enough ejaculation in their week.
Put your hand on your mate’s shoulder and look him right in his eyes. Say
“Did you cum yet today, bro?”
If he says no, say “Get on it, dude, you gotta keep those stats up for a healthy prostate. You matter. Don’t neglect yourself.”
If he says yes, say “Nice one, dude. Keep it spurting.”
If you shower together after gym, you could keep it more lighthearted and positive: Give his trouser truncheon a playful tap back and forth and ask “Did you tug this yet today, bro?”
They might not be as body positive as they need to be. We all worry sometimes that our danglies aren’t as handsome or fulsome as some we might have seen, or that our friends don’t rate our equipment highly, so help him associate his passion baton with your approval: whatever his size or shape, hold it in your hand and look at it properly. Don’t let go but make eye contact and say “Duuude, this is a Great Cock,.” Emphasize the capitalized words with a firm but gentle shake, like you would if you were shaking his hand. “Keep it in Shape. Give it a Workout. Every Day.”
If you’re good friends then while you’re cupping his crinkly kiwis, you can reach two fingers behind and press gently, saying “I care about this prostate in here, man. It needs exercise. Don’t skip dick day. Every day is dick day.” Don’t use this one with guys who are really just acquantances or colleagues, they might feel you were being a little over-familiar or might not be ready for that level of intimacy and close friendship. It takes a while for most guys to trust each other with their baby bakin’ smooth shaven sacks / hairy hangers and taint touching’s for best buds.
You gotta be there for the homies. Make sure they’re getting enough ejaculation in their week.
Put your hand on your mate’s shoulder and look him right in his eyes. Say
“Did you cum yet today, bro?”
If he says no, say “Get on it, dude, you gotta keep those stats up for a healthy prostate. You matter. Don’t neglect yourself.”
If he says yes, say “Nice one, dude. Keep it spurting.”
If you shower together after gym, you could keep it more lighthearted and positive: Give his trouser truncheon a playful tap back and forth and ask “Did you tug this yet today, bro?”
They might not be as body positive as they need to be. We all worry sometimes that our danglies aren’t as handsome or fulsome as some we might have seen, or that our friends don’t rate our equipment highly, so help him associate his passion baton with your approval: whatever his size or shape, hold it in your hand and look at it properly. Don’t let go but make eye contact and say “Duuude, this is a Great Cock,.” Emphasize the capitalized words with a firm but gentle shake, like you would if you were shaking his hand. “Keep it in Shape. Give it a Workout. Every Day.”
If you’re good friends then while you’re cupping his crinkly kiwis, you can reach two fingers behind and press gently, saying “I care about this prostate in here, man. It needs exercise. Don’t skip dick day. Every day is dick day.” Don’t use this one with guys who are really just acquantances or colleagues, they might feel you were being a little over-familiar or might not be ready for that level of intimacy and close friendship. It takes a while for most guys to trust each other with their baby bakin’ smooth shaven sacks / hairy hangers and taint touching’s for best buds.
I will use this post as Exhibit A for proof that there is no kind or loving God, for why would they give me the ability to read just to see this ?
Tell me you don’t care about the health of your homies’ prostate without telling me you don’t care about the health of your homies’ prostate
Why are you, lemmy users, so good at writing copypastas?