No way, you’re telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn’t so!

i wish i sometimes loved organizing

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so goddamn bad they can taste it

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

“Is Rust object-oriented?”

sweats nervously

I don’t think trying to convince people is going to do anything anymore. Everyone who was ever going to leave Twitter already has. Anyone who still uses Twitter after everything that’s happened will immediately dismiss this Toot or anyone saying anything resembling it as baseless fearmongering. What’s the point?

This is bait. It’s gotta be.

It’s blindingly obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell that you’re a troll, so I’m going to do something I should have done a long time ago.

Later, moron.

The human, of course, flies anyway, because it does not care what dragons think is impossible.

He turned himself into a rule. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

the only reason i enjoy hug people as much as i do today is because when i was in high school showing physical affection was mandatory. that was how you told them they had succeeded in breaking you out of your shell, and could now stop trying.

wait, does this mean that dragons think about dragon/human romances the same way we think about bee movie???

i… i need a minute,

i love you too random internet denizen!! ❤️

when god programmed ADHD brains he forgot to merge the friendship degradation mechanic from the mainline branch and i’m really glad He did

As a wise Tumblrite once said:

The rats are fleeing the sinking ship
The wolves are fleeing the sinking ship
The dragons are fleeing th

Bombs were going to get shipped to Gaza regardless of which candidate won the presidency. At least Harris had promised to negotiate a ceasefire – Trump just told Netanyahu to hurry up and finish the job. But because of YOU not voting, millions of trans people in the united states are going to die too.

But leftists never seem to care about that.

Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.

All of you are wrong.

It’s here.

(Actually, no, scratch that. Not even I am insane enough to suggest that one in earnest.)

Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out

I’m aware that pyo3 is a thing, but last I checked that was just Rust bindings to CPython. Is this not that?