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🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Everything Mexican please.
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Calorie free shortbread biscuits and a cup of black tea please.
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Yummy bacon butty please. And coffee (decaf cos late).
I remember when HJs brought out their bacon chip cheesy butty burger thing. I tried one and thought it wasn’t awful, and they were also only going for a buck, so I suggested to someone at my last place that they grab one
We went up to the counter and I said “can I just grab, uhh, a chicken Royale please” and she said “oh can I try one of those bacon bums please”
That was a funny but moderately embarrassing day
Yesterday was new water bottle day. This time I got one off ScAmazon. I’m sure this one will last 7 months like all the rest before cracking the shits and breaking, making me crack the shits and put it in the bin
Also, YIL that Amazon gives away free GOG/epic keys with a prime subscription. To keep forever I think. Shame about prime (the streaming part) being so garbage. I found the mixed messaging they do where some movies are part of your subscription, and then others they try to sting you 30 bucks for to be really annoying and just gave up on it as a result. Almost cancelled when they started putting ads into the 3 whole movies they actually have on it, but forgot to so never did
Get a stainless steel one, i’ve had one of those fuckers for 15 years and i have not been kind to it
Oh, cheese train soundin’ louder
Nomming on the cheese train
Nom, yum, yum, ah, nom, ah
Come on, now cheese train
Yes, cheese train swiss holy slices
Everyone jump on the cheese train
Nom, yum, yum, ah, nom, ah
Come on, now cheese train …
Is this cheese train carved like the cover of the WW kids birthday cake book? Have seen wedding ‘cakes’ that were a huge cheese stack. Yes, the bride was Dutch.
Yes.
😍🧀🤤
25/50 - not my best work
35/50. Not bad.
Same!
Great minds and all that!
30/50. Eh
40/50 today. I is smort.
30/50 which surprised me greatly, I got all the first ones wrong
Same here
25/50 for me.
Better than average when it comes to me.
30/50
I dreamt that I was filling in for Nine Inch Nails guitarist. Also we fought crime lol
Um, which crime? This has me fascinated.
Mostly assaults and home invasions.
Fucking weird dream.
Going on another ride with the bicycle users group today. My plan is to get to the meeting place early so the boys can have a bit of out of pram time before we head off
I’m about to make a toastie, but don’t know what I want in it.
Cheese and salami, or peanut butter and banana?
banana and nutella
Cheese, salami and onion.
I think I’ve just decided my lunch plans. Maybe I should go all in and add tomato too?
Bananas ought be illegal. Satay salami sounds curious…
I love banana in a toastie but I go with cinnamon rather than peanut butter (not a big fan).
All of them together
Peanut butter and salami.
I vote for cheese and banana.
Free birthday cake donut with (?any) purchase at Shortstop Melbourne today. Really tasty vanilla cinnamon cake donut with rainbow sprinkles.
Oooooh
Check their Insta I think the donuts are limited but free coffee with purchase is not ☕
Now begins the BEE SUPERHIGHWAY! Like clockwork blossom -><- echium.
This cow in a Geelong show ad seems to have 4 front legs👀
Bwahaha!! Do supermarkets still do the 6 legged chicken deal?
I’ve seen worse in geelong (sorry geelong people).
AI art?
Has to be. Things in the background look blobby and weird too
Kind of AI. I think it’s Adobe generative fill. There was probably something in the way, and someone has used the generative fill tool to make the cow have legs, but didn’t check or edit it after too make sure it looked correct haha
Could be AI, but I think all their legs are a bit off, but the tops of the cows seem okay, so I reckon something was blocking the cows legs in the photo, and and editor has used that tool to ‘fix’ it
Oh my god I zoomed in and yeah that’s just like cow soup back there
Adobe generative fill is really calling out the editors who don’t pick up these mistakes 😂
the third cow from the left has two pairs of back legs
The US Open Men’s Doubles final is on now on Nine Go (ch99) if you want some entertainment with your breakie- Aussies Purcell and Thompson are a pretty good chance.
Oh ok. I’ve just put it on. Thanks!
Irl cake day somehow sucked worse than the one I literally spent in ER with a 10% chance of survival. seriously thinking of moving the date and blocking what pathetic scraps of family i have left
Happy birthday Taleya -hugs-
Uh, it’s not today
I’m so sorry you had a crap time. Sending birthday wishes and all the happiness for you. Can you do something special to treat yourself and help cancel it out?
Eh at this point i could go either/or.
Buy yourself a cake and b’day present. That’s what I used to do.
That’s rough. Also sending you bday wishes.
Made you a little something
Thanks
An internet sugar offering not-hug thing
Do it! You don’t need toxic in your life. Happy birthday anyway. I hope next year’s is better for you. ♥
Lemmit is your family now 🎂
Goodness me. Fell asleep early and only woke up once. Been awhile since I’ve been able to sleep so soundly.
Onions on top today. North Eastern Melbourne Chinese Association are cowboys living on the edge of society
I’m so frustrated about my health and living situation. I was never hugely sporty but did like walking and tai chi and would love the energy/chance to garden. I’d love to be exercising and prepping good meals.
Even just getting away from the toxic elements of where I live would be amazing.
