Don’t forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
Accio Bum!
Phallico Fortifico!
pharmaceutical engineering:
The dude on the left almost got the right spell:
Cockus Engorgio
It’s cockus engORgio, not engorgioh
Massive Deferens
Dongus Elongus
It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
It works for me, I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
BIGGUS
DICKUS!
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
He had a wife you know…
Do you want to know what she was called?..
INCONTINENTIA
BUTTOCKS!
Incontinentica
Buttocks
I love the delivery of that line.
Incontinentica…
🤐😅
…Buttocks.
😄😆😂🤣
JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
There’s no way this isn’t a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.
And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.
(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)
Few master the snake tongue
Expecto Cialis!
