Just get a small penis. Everything fits fine.

lol, He’s 27? Who listen to this asshat?

Yes, I would like Lemmy to grow organically with people who share interests.

Your school district has crappy leadership. Look for a better district. Put those job interviews on your calendar.

Had to take a laughing break. Thank you.

Janeway?

*Second best army in Ukraine.

To think that we have lived so long.

Why would you have to think about this? Just activate the tism and count them up.

12, if you count transition lenses that I have now.

To be fair, their main defense seems to be absorbing missiles with bodies. So, yeah, they at least suck at defense. /s

My parents told me that I could watch any movie in theatres for my 13th birthday. I didn’t know anything about it and picked The Devil’s Advocate. They took me, my older brother, and my two younger brothers.

On the way home they yelled at me for picking an inappropriate movie.

I’ve seen that video.

When I Come Around in my ass.

Diablo 3 … fuck.

I looked up zombie apocalypse rule 34. I am very excited for this zombie apocalypse to get started.

Fuck Israel and their US supporters. I hope their country falls.

DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey

I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

Are they accepting volunteers for the ‘die early’ group?

And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)