Humans?
(even with safe search off I can’t find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
Dear god. What movie is this?
Mad max? I don’t know, the info is from my ass.
I think your ass is right
Mad Max: Fury Road
One of the better action movies of the modern era
Mad Max: Fury Road
Very much recommended even if you’re not a fan of action movies. The dystopian aesthetics, raising internal combustion engines and everything related to them to a religion, the blind and harnessed guitarist providing most of the soundtrack, the language (Witness Me!)…
Humans duh
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you’ve written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I’ve written in a fugue state. But you can’t read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I’d call that a net positive for humanity.
I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?
“Michael here! Good question. Men can’t be milked, or can they?”
Continued at AO3.
Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don’t produce anything “milky” on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
I mean… that’s kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I’ve seen it done before. Saying coconuts don’t produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don’t produce juice.
Behold, a mammal!
You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.
And paid for by implied government subsidies even
They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.
They do?
Do you have a screenshot?
Yeah you can go ahead and Google that ice cream parlor scene from zootopia to see all the very clearly not water based ice cream.
Looks 100% water-based to me. Fixed frozen in a Popsicle shape, nothing creamy about it.
So the large scoops of ice cream in the trunk of the elephant was a pop cicle? Fixed and solid when he plopped it down into a bowl?
Cashew milk ain’t bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol
Almond and oat milk is the way to go!
Hopefully Nick tbh
Soy is getting milked.
Heckin meeeeeeee!
The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.
Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly… Ahh yeahhh the good life.
The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They’re called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
Nuts
“Nut milk” remains the grossest phrase in the culinary lexicon
Is it worse than nut butter though?
Ahh thats right up there too.
Probably humans but I don’t think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not
