Wow, looks like you to had fun.

We didn’t.

Is a woman telling you:

“you can do whatever you like, but so can my Ex your mama and the Dallas cowboys.”

Really that much of a male fantasy?

With alias all things are possible.

alias SUDO='sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root'

Gyatt! Low key, I Use Arch, By The Way, High key Alpha.

Doubt.

          -Philosiphers

Unfortunately I’ve already committed to it happening one DAY.

Hmmm, terms and conditions May apply you say, may apply, MAY apply…

as a man I have the primal urge to pick a fight with the giant ball of fire in the sky, I lost this time but one day.

If you have a soldering iron and a factory full of orphan children you can put it back together (the orphans must be children for the tiny hands)

It is obviously but with age I have grown out of the need to educate the world so instead I’ll leave you with a hint, it has something to do with pillows.

Beware of beaver? Is the sex that bad?

This is strangely profound on many levels.

Do you think burger king only sales burgers made of kings? No they also sale foot lettuce.

Don’t worry, it was only screaming because it was so slow, it is perfectly happy for us to suffer.

I wanna be the cow boy this time!

No, you know the rules you have to be the alien.

Ok😞

Ice proceeds to arrest him.

Isn’t that just the story of America before Columbus?

Your a Linux user?

What’s the best distribution of Windows?

War thunder Player’s.

She looks practiced… A little too practiced.

All of which are more useful than a dog delivering alcohol.