Looks yo mama has given up street walking and is going door to door now.

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

With a Wiener that big your gonna need a trojan to put on that horse.

Nuclear power is the refining distilling and enriching of uranium into unstable isotopes and higher elements, boiling water is one small step in converting nuclear energy into electrical energy.

I would wager good money Isaac Newton was gay.

Same reason you don’t know individual is the opposite of dividual and derived from indivisible. Collective amnesia.

I’ll never understand how the price of entertainment has fallen so much that it’s practically free but Boxing/Wrestling you still have to pay ~$100 an episode??? And pay for cable.

That Fact wasn’t fun.

Don’t get me wrong it was a perfectly entertaining fact but I already knew it so I wasn’t having fun.

As long as it removes French it’s worth it.

That fact was indeed fun, can I have another?

I thought this was stupid, how much space could a language pack take? Then I tried it and my system is at least %15 faster, turns out there is a bug in the dialogue disseminator preventing matriarchal ascension in the domestic power structure.

You do have to add —no-preserve-root though.

Wouldn’t be as many calories as an average American.

Also the movies are at least %95 walking the Extra long editions %99.9 so they probably burn every single calorie.

I mean.

A. She was basically taking a walk through paradise.

B. She killed her sister.

C. I would rather be in Oz any day before Kansas.

D. It was all a dream.

It would take twice the global output of power to overcome the light from the sun.

Relevant xkcd

Scientists: No! It’s impossible to shine a light on the moon bright enough to advertise.

….What if we made our own moon and advertise on that?

I solved this years ago, when I was a small child, the name your looking for is “Chess” duh

Windows should be first, Reddit second, Minecraft third, chrome fourth.

I hear they’re all made of chemicals.