The combination of the meme and the title are simultaneously absurd and wholly relatable.

Goddamn brains.

Average ml thread when the talking points aren’t adhered to.

I read this in Brak’s singing voice.

I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I’ve written in a fugue state. But you can’t read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I’d call that a net positive for humanity.

If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.

There are dozens of us!

Why are Republicans so intent on showing how bad they are at critical thinking?

It plays perfectly with their base.

> Eyeballs a hex screw to tighten up a door handle
> Grabs a likely suspect out of the drawer
> Doesn’t work
> Gets another
> Doesn’t work
> Third time’s a charm
> Doesn’t work
> Gets the full set of hex keys in the same room as the drawer

“Hey hon, the door handle’s fixed.”

Don’t forget the pork roll.

This did not go where I thought it would.

Defederation from MAGA.place and HillariousChaos.com

And nothing of value was lost.

Thanks as always for the hard work and transparency.

But he was still

drops rock on head

How many do you want to craft?

Finally, I can turn Manila clams into sea bass at a reasonable rate.

Raul Julia. And since we’re working miracles, I’m also taking away his cancer and all of the complications that followed to let the one more movie be post-Street Fighter.

One of Your many mistakes was not expecting to need to replace all of the appliances.

FTFY

They still use little placards on a tray to organize flights. It’s bonkers.