I resign and go home

I flee the country taking as much money as possible with me and then spend my remaining days drowning myself in hard drugs and pussy. I die three months later with a smile on my face, having made a much wiser decision than having anything to do with that shit show.

Since it works really well already, scam the american people and enjoy the rest of my life

Seize all assets of the rich that put them over 100mil in estimated wealth.

Redistribute that wealth through a UBI that perpetually redistributes all wealth over 100mil.

End citizens united, end the filibuster, end the electoral college, expand SCOTUS to include 1 ELECTED rep from each state.

Force employers to offer union access to all employees if an employee ran union isn’t already available.

Codify Rowe v. Wade and Obergefell v. Hodges into federal law.

immediately implement ranked choice voting at all levels of government and implement UBI

Gay marriage for all (mandatory)

As president, I run the executive branch.

1. Remove Trump’s cronies from positions of power in the executive branch. Re-hire the people he fired/layed off/quit.

2. Review currently effective executive orders. Cancel any which don’t directly deal with national security. Orders which might be supporting some significant aspects of large numbers of peoples lives will be ramped down slowly but predictably so no one suffers undue economic hardship.

3. Attend a bunch of boring meetings, occasionally decide the fate of Ukraine.

4. Respect the boundaries of my branch of government by not acting like a king and issuing a bunch of decrees without the agreement of congress.

5. Respectfully prod congress to reign in the executive branch’s power, implement reforms in the electoral process, and create term limits for supreme court justices.

• age limit on public representatives, probably the same as retirement
• voting is completely changed to a ranking system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_transferable_vote
• hire a bunch of actually qualified people to run each office and governmental positions
• a bunch more shit that I dont feel like writing

My zeroth thing would be to yell at the top of my lungs What the actual fuck

1. Increase security personnel for myself and the White House. Sadly this will have to be necessary given the hostile nature of the US at the moment… hopefully this is temporary
2. Reverse every policy Trump and the MAGA team have been doing (if that even counts as one thing)
3. Convert the US voting system to ranked choice voting
4. Add a wage indexing scheme: governmental salaries, minimum wage, and private market wage guidelines will be pegged to inflation
5. Increase governmental budget especially in areas like health, science

I’d probably be voted out by the time my term ends, but I hope at least some of the changes are permanent

1. Dollar is fucked, national currency is Bitcoin now. Hope you bought some.

2. You all have fought over gender too much, I’m taking it away. They/them for everyone. Using gendered pronouns is a minor offense, but can be considered harassment and/or incitement. All sports leagues are now coed. Bathrooms only have private stalls.

3. If anyone your business employs can demonstrate that they are below the poverty line, it’s getting nationalized. No, you don’t get to know the number before the fed publishes it each quarter.

4. Climate is fucked, and it’s significantly our fault. Gas is now taxed at 2,000%. Meats and well, everything really, is going to be heavily taxed according to carbon footprint. And that will go up until we reach our target net emissions, zero.

5. All elected public officials are executed at the end of their terms.

I will not be reelected, and I will not be taking any questions.

Start looking for smart objective people to hire. I know enough to know that I don’t know enough to make decisions in a vacuum. At the end of the day, the president is the face of the government, but the people behind him are what should really matter.

Have a shotgun engraved with the words “Official Acts” and then do what comes naturally afterwards.

I sign an executive order dissolving the union and seek no second day

Pay off Germany’s national debt and then resign.

1. End Capitalism by force

2. Fuck up a bunch of people who resist