I had a lot of bad ideas in my life, but at some point i realised it and moved on to the next bad idea. But somehow religious nutters are like: “we’ve been stupid for so long, we can’t give up now.”

Yes, even your religion.

We need to protect these drunk drivers at all cost

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Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

And the rest of the country just bends over.

30 years in the military and a shitty person? Man that is so weird, how could it be?

For me i got progressively warmer. I own like 20 pair of shorts and 2 pair of pants.

I don’t really care about the James Bond franchise, i just kinda grew up with it. To me pierce brosnan is still the new bond that people aren’t sure about yet…

It’s a slippery slope, next thing you know you have to treat gay and black people like humans.

It’s pretty cool up there.

I’m going to Vito’s house today, have you seen the 200m rope?

Delicious palm oil

They make new grandmas every day

Billionaires should be afraid. They shouldn’t be treated like humans. Don’t serve them at restaurants. Give them a disgusting look every time you see one. Throwing shit at yachts should be a national past time. But what do people do? They treat them like gods and kiss their asses, because you never know, maybe they drop some crumbs for the peasants.

Everyone who was alive during the pandemic should know that the whole “if we all get together to do …” Is the biggest pipedream in the history of pipedreams.

People told me that i’m not changing anything by not having kids and not eating meat and recycling or… Pretty much everything i do seem to annoy people. Oh yes, riding a bike, that riles some people up.

What do i care? I’m 40 with no kids, the world can turn into cinder for all i care. I’m not saving anyones environment, i do what feels right.

Picking up a child in the child killer 3000 that says WAR on it. Yeah, probably a really nice guy

We walked and biked even skied to school in the winter. Some kids had quite the journey. Now my nephew is 8 and and there are like 20 cars waiting in front of the school, or the closest they can drive. They also complained that it’s pretty dangerous because of all the traffic, not realising that they are the traffic. No car would be there without them. It’s madness.

If only we could treat politicians like smorts people. They even have to apologise when they cheat.

I was never super into it, i only watched it sonetimes when my girlfriend was watching it.

Aside from not finding it very funny to begin with, i never really got the premise. The whole show was the guy telling his children how he met their mother. Whenever he dated someone it was like: is it gonna be her?? Is it her?? And there was an on and off thing with the other main character. Omg is it her? But the children have to know the name of their own mother. So they know and he’s just telling them who he banged before he met their mother?