I’m going to go fuck myself. 😃
Also: your username cracks me up 🤣
I’d simulate being on the Enterprise with my space pals and doing fun stuff on the holodeck.
Check out artemis simulator, you can live in the future now
Wow. I’m in the middle of renovating a house, and I now I’m going to have to talk my partner into having a designated Bridge room somewhere…
Assuming it will keep running indefinitely without maintenance or upkeep.
Go inside. Create a pseudo Renaissance era theme. (With modern medicine). Program it so my bank account in there won’t ever run out of money. Then never leave. Just keep exploring. Have the holo deck just keep reconfiguring itself to effectively allow me to explore large areas.
Have the holo deck just keep reconfiguring itself to effectively allow me to explore large areas.
Sounds like photorealistic Minecraft. Which sounds cool.
…well, I was gonna say porn but I actually like your idea better.
Get your freak in with bearded Dwarven ladies.
“Gives ya something to hang on to”
Lure trump and all his Nazi cohorts into it, and disable escape. Let them live in their own fantasy hellscape and leave us alone
Bang Margaret Thatcher.
With a hammer? On the head?
Right? RIGHT?!
With my dick wherever she’d let me put it.
I’ve always read she liked short, shallow, teasing thrusts to really get the juices flowing, THEN you go balls deep.
I like that this is where Lemmy draws the line on fetishes and downvotes.
Honestly once they made it clear that holo-Thatcher was giving consent I thought they’d be redeemed in other’s eyes.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell’s Silver hammer
Came down
Upon her head
Science has gone too far
Infinite downhill MTB track.
Find some way to jam the door so that no one can ever drag me out.
Skyrim.
Reese Witherspoon…
D&D adventure complete with magic. Assuming I have a holodeck im already living in space, but if we had the tech and were not in space then after D&D it would be a Star Trek bridge explorer campaign.
I dunno, I might go for Reese Withouterspoon myself.
Bunny Island!!!
Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.
Why not both at the same time?
Fuck simulations of real-life environments, I’d run a fantasy RPG campaign.
5 minutes with Seven of Nine
Sit in silence for 4 minutes 30 seconds?
read the user manual
Ah, so that’s why people keep getting themselves trapped in there.
Depends on what frame of mind I’m in. In a sufficiently devil-may-care mood, I might try and create a Moriarty. Or better, role play as one.
Or figure out how deeply it’s possible to nest holodeck simulations before things get funky.
I could be a Q without any collateral damage. Torment Picard and Janeway. Get punched by Sisko. Roll it all back. Q’s done the same.
Be a (male) Mary Sue in any TV show universe I’ve ever watched and not be judged for poor writing… Although O’Brien did appear to think he could discern sarcasm from the Enterprise computer from time to time.
And of course there’s the thing that Riker, Barclay and LaForge, if not a good many of the rest of the crew almost certainly got up to in there… I’d be stupid to think I’d not try that at least once.
