Yeah, that link’s gonna stay unclicked for me.
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Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
Coward!
I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon ‘page not found’.
Sorry to hear that! I didn’t get that far in my research.
We’re doing a Happy Hour Lingerie Party next week, so I was curious. Tho’ I only use amzn for price checking, so I was annoyed 1. that they all appeared to be amzn links, AND 2. all the ones I tried were broken.
There’s literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.
Didn’t Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it’s part of the hyperlink, lol.
Andrew Christian
victor’s secret
Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight…
Bi men, for men.
For men, bi men.
4 men, bi men.
Victor’s unsolicited dick pics
Victor, you are a very unattractive man
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
Best I can do is male pattern baldness.
Victoria’s Secret is for men, IMO.
So what’s out there for the purposes of women ogling at attractive men? Uuuh, Thunder Down Under and other odd male strip shows? There’s just nothing equivalent in reach and scale for women.
Best I can do is Magic Mike. Can’t think of any men’s clothes brand that targets women with its advertising, let alone an underwear brand.
To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria’s Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So… Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women’s clothing as well.
Anyway, I don’t know if there’s really “men’s lingerie”, and if there really isn’t… Well, what a disappointment.
There is, trying to find it again.
Edit: I don’t think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/
Victoria’s Secret
Unfortunately, Victoria’s Secret is the men’s version of Victoria’s Secret.
The various protein powder they sell to “athlete”
Haha I think this one got it. Got to think about different… Like a man would 🫢
NAPA Auto Parts
The gym
Ace Hardware?
I’ve seen it. I can’t find what I was remembering now.
There was a Reddit thread where OP was trying to identify a one-leg male thong his gay roommate left on the floor, I think that counts.
Home Depot
