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And technically most of it would fit inside your butt. There just isn’t a market for butt phones.
They called prison phones
Enlightening
Baggy pants are back, baby!
I am pretty sure I cannot fit a whole dude in my pocket.
It’s replaced by an AI chatbot now
Grindr exists, you know.
This is much more wholesome than what I was thinking.
That’s what you think. This is the fly on his boxer shorts.
Not trying hard enough
I try to fit a whole person in my pants every day. They only fit about half the guy, tho. 😔
Hi hungry, I’m dad
Buy baggy sweatpants. Some of them will go up to your moobs.
Not with that attitude you won’t
Huh, you have a dude in your pants now, congrats.
Yeah he provides good vibes.
Nice vibrations.
Positive shakes.
Pleasant bounces.
I’ve always had a dude in my pants
lol, thats dude out there with no dude in his pants, what a dumbass.
Mr dudeless pants!!
… but that’s just bcs I don’t wear pants, I like to donald-duck it.
You could always keep him in your prison pocket.
Nothing but cock & balls hanging out - finally my dickbutt cosplay is complete!
My double standard is that when I see someone with a boombox playing music in public, I’m chill and open to it. When someone does the same thing on their phone, I must work to enhance my calm.
Is it the sound quality? Maybe in part. But there’s more to it.
Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone.
I think it’s a mindset thing. A boombox means you’re thinking about an audience. Consideration is implicit.
Yes. At least the person with a boom box brought quality speakers.
Also, their sick roller skate moves timed to their music are pretty great.
Edit: Plus, it’s not inconsiderate, because everyone loves “Wham!” (Classic 1980s music, from the last time I saw a boom box in public.)
I hate when people have boomboxes too
It’s always on public transit. Like that’s how some people prepare to go out and face the world, by making everyone else listen to their music. Like that’s the best way you can come up with to express yourself?
TBF, the stereo speakers probably sound better and are certainly capable of being much louder than my phone speakers. But yeah, miles better in every other capacity.
Print me something
He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.
Pretty sure I cannot fit 3 VHS tapes in my pocket. Pockets have not really gotten bigger
Pretty sure it’s a Betamax tape.
Only if you are paying for data access.
There’s no way I can fit this dude in there!
try more lube
When I went on a trip in the early 2000s, I took a phone, a satnav, an MP3 player, a camera and for longer trips a netbook with a UMTS stick (3G modem you could plug into a USB port). Plus all the associated chargers, cables and other gubbins. I felt really cool and modern with my huge, clunky tech bag. Now that seems quaint and outdated. I wonder if people will feel the same about smartphones in 20 years.
We’ll have microchips in our eyes by that point
Ah, the Eyephone
Wish I could (even excl the dude), but women’s clothes and phone sizes don’t match
was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,
put it in my pocket, it fit.
felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.
who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?
Pockets have come a long way
was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,
put it in my pocket, it fit.
felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.
who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?
Buy ‘em pants from the boys’ section
The forgot the encyclopedia set and a couple thousand books and a few hundred video tapes.
Alarmed by the intimation that the bloke has been cremated or compacted somehow.
