Literally came just to comment that one word.

Boost!

This happens to me all the time. Damn self checkout.

Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!

They actually like it. Top brass gets off to the idea of American lives being jammed down the drain. Specifically the drain with a garbage disposal above it.

Wow! What a blast from the past! My uncle actually actually directed the spin off “The Brave Little Toaster takes a bath”

Why do that when you already have so much anal lube?

Really cool one here: nothing capable of industrialization gets to exist.

Not a single link or vid here works for me

Low effort troll post.

Fuck, I’ve always wanted to eat human meat anyway. I’d kill for a sample like this. I don’t care about morals here. I’m a vegetarian. I just want to know. If my buddy was like “ayy we’re eating Dan from accounting’s arm tonight” I’d be there with no questions asked. The police can sort it out.

Don’t listen to him. The spoiler tag is freedom my friend. Use it and use it well for whatever the fuck you want. Abuse it harder any time someone complains. “It felt mildly suggestive.” “Someones crotch was in frame.” “I get an erection when I see this picture and wanted people to be wary”

Yeah. If I were thinking fast that day this is the play.

Rainy in Toronto. That’s all I can tell you for sure.

Three coins and a giant gun that shoots lasers later.

My stomach after Guinness number 7

What? This isn’t suggested or taught in any high school curriculum I know of. Not only that but it is technically true and most people who actually diet do more research than “starve yourself” because who is too lazy to do research but not too lazy to make a huge lifestyle change and constantly exert control over their purchasing/prep/eating habits? Decades for the body to recover? I mean, if you literally starve yourself to near death to the point where you cause organ damage you might never fully recover I guess, but seriously, nobody is doing that without already having severe issues beforehand. The overarching suggestion of “eat less calories if you want to be less fat” is effective and non-harmful advice as the majority of people who remain overweight tend to overeat. Which is unhealthy and can take decades for the human body to recover.

Would

Same here. Super fucking cool.

Fucking Frito Baggins up in here.