You said wet shirt don’t break, not piss shirt bend bar.
“Listen… Do you smell something?”
“I’M AS MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!”
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…
“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”
Be excellent to each other!
yippee ki yay…
Yippie kayak other buckets!
“WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!”
Die Hard!!!
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes… On this mother fucking plane.
I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
From ‘DC Cab.’
The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, “I see that Kung-fu mother fucker.”
In the TV version it’s “I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter.”
Yippie Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
“Everybody strap in! I’m about to open some fuckin’ windows.”
One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.
One ping only.
You’ve lost another submarine?
“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets.”
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please
A gun rack? A gun rack. I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do…with a gun rack?
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
If you cannot identify this line…
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”
“Uh, well sir, it’s, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together… uh…”
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, and what-have-you
Nice fukkin’ model!
Honk Honk
“Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice.”
“It’s showtime.”
(breaks out of ground with carnival ride on his head)
“ATTENTION, KMART SHOPPERS!”
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.
“A hospital?! What is it?!”
A building where sick people go, but that’s not important now.
I’ll be back.
An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.
“Let’s go eat, huh?”
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
“Oh hi Mark”
