BagOfHeavyStones

I have to do it just walking around the house. If I’m not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I’m not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I’ve joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

/me is pleased.

On my Motorola a long press of volume up skips to next track. There’s also some trick where your tap on the back of the phone and that’s play / pause but I rarely use that.

Hopefully PieFed will do that one day. In the mean time they combine comments from all posts with the same link, which is half way there.

I hope you cut your toenails first!

That said, I doubt anyone would have an oesophagus wide enough to accommodate anything bigger than a hand, so you might need to choose a different host species and potentially, orifice.

As a community radio manager I wish just one of them would allow us to broadcast from their service. Since we aren’t allowed to, I can’t see how we can hope to get many younger presenters since most don’t have physical media or purchased tracks.

I know some stations including the ABC cheat and use it anyway.

Dyson hand dryers. Too many dB.

The heel of the right shoe will wear out faster probably.

Gluteus overhang?

Google Lens can probably get it in seconds.

Yes. Brings some doubt to the post. Semi illiterate yet professional? On the other hand, it is on a Meta platform…

Zuul will be pleased!

Are you a god?

It is related to a random meditation video I ripped to MP3 which generally works well.

“Fall Asleep In MINUTES! Sleep Talk-Down Guided Meditation Hypnosis for Sleeping”

Don’t let it play past the first hour though. A glitch will wake you up again.

I use JetAudio’s timer to start brown noise after 30 minutes, with the meditation played in another audio player.

Will one of your alts be GotNoArmsLeft?

Are you related to the FSM?

Sounds a bit like Ice Magic here in Australia.

Do you have an unusual nose?

Tofu Dreg.

Here it’s mainly people’s holidays, horse events, and kids.

One guy got a surprise when he received a video of his own wedding that he didn’t know a family member had taken.