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That is some grade A produce
Is she single?
I believe the correct thing to do is bring her some cheese. The nice stuff. Either a nicely aged cheddar or bocconcini. Add a potted basil plant to signal intent for a lasting relationship. T never fails
I dont know if you’re a man, a woman, or somewhere in between; but if you gave me an aged cheddar and a potted basil I would never let you go.
That’s my fucking love language
Only thing missing is some garlic and fresh basil.
You mean cilantro and garlic. Salsa yo.
I like cilantro I just wish I never got the hint of soap sometimes.
Only sometimes?! Do you have like… half the gene?! I have friends who have the gene and HATE IT but I loooooove it
I dunno exactly it seems like it depends on the plant too. I grow my own and it’s super soapy but like dried it’s not, it’s strange.
Ahhh I think you’ve got the gene then. Personally it never has any hint of soap, but like I said, some of my friends find it exclusively soap flavored!
Same energy, equally as thoughtful, and both very nice gestures.
That guy clearly knows what a woman desires.
I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.
Although it looks like I’m two hours late on that reference…
He’d obviously read up on 17th century witchcraft. It is well known that you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
I do dirty things for cheese.
it’s a 17 century text, the main question is why did it take humanity so long to figure it out
A 12 kg cheese required anywhere from 150 to 200 liters of milk (same in quarts for the metric impaired). Just think of the amount of work it takes to milk all that, boil, curdle, culture, skim, and cure for what looks like at least 3 months. These things sell for several hundreds of dollars, and I’m not sure it’s fair to the farmer. He is in love and went for the big guns.
Damn, that’s fondue for the whole families!
My poor husband is going to (hopefully) be inundated with tomatoes when they start growing!
She’s a keeper. As in, keep her.
Dude should be keeping her.
(Get it, be keeping her and beekeeper?)
You mean build her a beehive and make her the queen?
It doesn’t get better than this. Ask for her help to prepare the veggies!
How is this a meme
It’s just a pleasant interaction
Wait. Are memes just peasant interactions?
No, they’re moments in culture. What makes this meme less is the fact that most ppl haven’t received veg. from a home grown garden.
I thought, at first, they said peasant instead of pleasant. I was going to scrap the post but thought it pretty funny. Culture, at least to me, is a sharing of ideas, and memes being a relatable subtype. It’s kinda sad that gardens and farming in general are relegated to the tradmemes
The real memes are the pleasant interactions we had along the way.
Always have been.
That’s my jams, I cook scratch everyday and murder dozens of onions a month.
please tell me that that is the guy from the cheese thing.
he deserves something like this
I mean, it works in Stardew Valley, so why not real life?
It’s as simple as you make it.
Would work for me not gonna lie
those look like some amazing vegetables, I don’t know much about growing vegetables but I imagine getting them grown like this must take some effort or skill/knowledge
The hardest thing I’ve found with gardening is being able to actually eat everything that gets produced. Either I don’t get to it in time, or too much gets produced, or my life just gets so busy that I don’t have time to cook sometime. The actual growing kinda just takes care of itself in my garden.
This. Growing food is easy. Eating food is hard. Especially banana.
Fucking zucchinis. I went from building a fence to protect them from the groundhogs to stacking them like firewood in front of the groundhog’s den.
- Stick seed in ground
- Wait
Tomatoes don’t really. Once you get them growing, which is trivial, the largest issue is you get far too many. I’ve never seen anyone grow onions though, so that might be harder. I don’t know.
My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.
I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.
You dislike tomatoes? They aren’t the best thing plain, but they’re fine. A little salt and they’re pretty good plain.
I understand not liking onions alone, but I enjoy them. I can’t just eat a whole onion raw on its own, but I do enjoy eating some.
It’s the texture.
The taste is distinct, but not really bad. I don’t mind the mild flavor left over in a sandwich that had a tomato slice.
But I can’t stand the texture of a tomato. Not sure exactly why, but even a small chunk in soup or salsa makes me gag. I blend salsa up so it’s consistent.
And onions are both for me. A tiny piece of onion will ruin the entire burrito. From the weird crunch to the taste that lingers even after I down a few chips and half my drink.
I go through onion powder fairly quick though, I add a little bit to a lot of my dishes.
It’s unfortunate. My husband also hates tomatoes…but loves what they become. So it’s all about the texture of a raw tomato for him as well!
I think my first tomato will be ripe tomorrow. I’m so excited.
I’m waiting for my yellow bell pepper to get ripe.
