I think for me, its either:
(Ranked by most to least likely)
- Heart Attack
- Suicide (Probably by Jumping)
- Hit by a vehicle
- Murdered by a family member
i don’t know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti
Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.
Have a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”
Trying to pet something I shouldn’t.
1 car accident 2 age related (heart attack, cancer, getting sick when too old to deal with normal sicknesses) 3 firearms accident 4 house fire 5 underestimating a sickness
A combination of health issues stemming from poor diet and sedentary lifestyle.
Some kind of vascular accident or cancer I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Choking on my own spit - coughing until I break a rib or a blood vessel
lol I’ve done both, neither of those things will kill you
Based on trending, me too.
Also, terminal ‘mild cough’.
Most likely a skiing/mountain biking/car/surfing/hiking/tragic boating accident would be my best guess, other than cancer… If you’re not suicidal, a risk taker or into extreme sports it’s most likely going to be cancer though
If i get the chance to retire then it will be of old age.
- Cancer
- Stroke
- Aneurism
Suicide shows up far too often. Y’all need help!
Psst. The group most likely to kill themselves has little to no advocacy. Go see!
Your saliva contains microscopic amounts of toxins. As you swallow, these toxins collect in your body, and eventually they’ll reach critical mass and kill you. The amount of toxins in your saliva, and the total amount required to kill you is very individual, so nobody knows which will be their last drop. Still, one day I’ll swallow my last bit of saliva and die.
Probably heart attack.
I’m physically active and in good shape, but it’s genetic.
Old age 🙏
some preventable illness that was accelerated or induced by stress.
Like most autistic people.
Either cancer or car accident.
Organ rejection/degradation probably
