I think for me, its either:

(Ranked by most to least likely)

  1. Heart Attack
  2. Suicide (Probably by Jumping)
  3. Hit by a vehicle
  4. Murdered by a family member
  • stinky@redlemmy.comEnglish
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    8 months ago

    i don’t know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti

    • calabast@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.

      • Lemming421@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        8 months ago

        Have a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”