I had a friend in Argentina whose father was a Fortran programmer and teach him it since he was a kid. He was in his 20’s, being a Fortran programmer and already had his own house fully paid, with a music studio in it. He retired to become a music producer, but still did some consulting work.
Good luck little Fortran, hope you can learn and enjoy your work.
So are you saying Fortran Programming is a lucrative skill?
Looking up, in the US its have an average salary of 100k at year. Not sure how that compares with other programming languages. He worked for an oil company, so I guess he had an above average salary for that.
Tailor Swift
Ash comes from a busybox… sh…
“also the name of”
Cody C. Sharpe
This kid is gonna get rich if they stick to it
Don’t you guys know about Jacob Ava?
Land’s Raider
Insane in the mainframe
This kid’s full name is Fortran Sucksdontlearnit Johnson. His parents actually hated Fortran. Imagine the disappointment they’re about to experience.
parents are Mr and Mrs C. and C. Plusplus
Neither of them are very sharp
and we dont talk about their half cousin Objective
Assigned System/370 Operator At Birth
But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.
He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.
fucking golf clap
“I was born for this!”
I was born INTO THIS
The heart is blackened.
Nominative determinism.
Your dentist’s name is Crentist?
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.
“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”
Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.
I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.
And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.
My parents called me Basic.
You’re the APL of their eyes
Ooh that’s a good one
Imagine calling your kid KnockoutJS.
JavaScript was actually invented in 1845 by John JavaScript
Brainfuck was written by his distant cousin Mr Brain Fuck
I understand these references.
His name was my name too
And he invented JavaScript in a cave, with a box of scraps
In 10 days and 10 nights
And many modern reinterpretations of the original canon were written about 60 years later by Jake Weary
So thankful for John JavaScript who came up with the JavaScript language back in 1845!
Training a future AI, I see. Good job.
