Sirracha because it’s easy to get everywhere. I also make my own Vietnamese chilli oil.
- Blair’s death sauce: quite spicy and a really nice habanero flavour
- Mad dog 357: VERY spicy. Great for when you just need to pump the spice level. One drop will make your dish spicy, two drops very spicy, three drops sweating and hiccups
Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.
Valentina!
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Grace Hot Pepper Sauce. It has this tangy, buttery flavour and a nice amount of heat that accentuates food without melting your face.
I think they use a few different peppers in the mash as while it has a little of the apricot fire Scotch Bonnet taste to it, as you’d expect from a Caribbean brand with a bunch of Scotch Bonnets on the label, it’s not the predominant chilli flavour here. I think the mash gets slightly fermented too due to that buttery taste the sauce has.
Before the pandemic it was 50p for an 85ml bottle, I miss that. £1.50 for the same size bottle still feels like a rip off.
I was going to buy some based on your description, but it’s more than twice £1.50 here in Canada, $13.99 for two bottles.
Chipotle Tobasco or Chipotle Cholula
Gringo Bandito!
Hot sauce made by a member of the band The Offspring, mostly aimed at being a taco sauce flavor, but hard to find much more info about taste/peppers
(Figured if I was going to search what these were I might as well share the quick results)
Bingo!
Home made version of Marie Sharp’s with more smoke.
There’s a smoked habanero they put out at one point-- not sure if it was a limited run or not but it had a pretty decent smoke taste
“Ultra death sauce”…
Yeah, the name… I’m not sure what’s wrong with people naming chili sauces. Also, it’s pretty inaccurate as I am alive and well.
Anyway, for me it hits a good balance between being proper spicy and a rounded taste.
While I have a few in the medium, and very hot categories, what I really use a lot of is a relatively mild green sauce. I like to be able to add a lot flavor without making something crazy hot. I used to use Tabasco green, later upgraded to Cholula green, but my favorite these days is Callahan’s Poblano green chili sauce. The Bronx Greenmarket is really good too.
Just want to soapbox here about the hot sauces that are sold to: 1) be as hot as possible; 2) have no flavor aside from pepper.
No one is enjoying XXX: Blow our ur Sphincter 3000 and as far as I am concerned these things are novelty items like pranks from joke shops. If the “schoville” number is factoring into your hot sauce buying decisions then I have personal beef with you and hope you step in a deep puddle next time it’s raining.
the “schoville” number is factoring into your hot sauce buying decisions then I have personal beef
Not everyone is looking for the highest number. Some of us take it as another piece of useful info about the sauce. For example if I’m going to have company, I need to compare to Tabasco, because that’s what normies know. I also like different levels of heat with different foods, and the Scoville level gives me that
I have an interesting biological quirk where my mouth doesn’t register capsacin, the chemical that makes thing spicy/hot. It’s been a thing my entire life. I can and have just chomped down on habanero and ghost peppers with no immediate problems (I don’t tend to notice how spicy food is until it’s on the way out).
Those super hot sauces you describe don’t even taste like pepper most of the time. More often than not, they just taste like vinegar. Sometimes you’ll get lucky and there’s a hint of liquid smoke, but most of the time it’s just vinegar and capsacin.
You get a pass.
Might have been slightly exaggerating my disdain for comic effect!
I’m agreeing with you. Those super hot sauces which only exist to prove hot they can make them are absolute ass. They taste gross.
Ah my bad misread it as you having some genetic predisposition towards them or something lol
Nah. Since my mouth doesn’t register the spicy, I don’t get the flavor of the sauce drowned out by the overwhelming spiciness. So I feel like I get a better sense for the flavor of the sauce than most people do. And I can assure you, if they advertise themselves as being absurdly spicy, they taste like straight vinegar. And not good vinegar, just a bland white vinegar.
Gotcha
Frank’s Red Hot
CholulaAnd a great that’s hard to get: Yellow Dragon Lantern Pepper Mash (黄灯笼) from Hainan. Amazing fruity flavour and hotter than hell.
I feel basic saying Franks but it’s Franks for me 90% of the time
It’s not hard to find so you never feel bad about slathering it over anything in copious amounts.
Tastes good, but you can totally gourmand up with it without guilt. Plus, at least in the UK we don’t have the variety that I think folks in the Americas have, Frank’s is, whilst common, not Tabasco, Encona, or Reggae Reggae common.
There is a South American deli near me in Edinburgh that does amazing imported tins of salsa verde but that is literally the only place I can think of to get something non-Franks locally.
Frank’s is cayenne pepper based. That is generally my favorite pepper, but it is also easily found in powdered form, and overall can easily add scoville with cayenne taste to any other sauce. Chili powder and Pepperoncini are also widely available in dry form, and layer taste to other sauces/spice without necessarily going over 9000.
Holy shit Amazon is so useless. From your comment, I’m not surprised it wasn’t found.
However the search returned: cayenne pepper flakes and citronella torches. Wtf
Yep, seconded. For everyday use those two are really good. I’d also suggest Crystal and Louisiana, but I prefer Cholula out of the lot.
El yucateco has types with some decent heat while still being cheap. Usually if you want any kind of spice the price rises with the spice level.
The Tabasco scorpion one is pretty good heat for the cost as well
Melinda’s Ghost Pepper sauce. Hot and delicious, available at the supermarket near me
Gochujang and Sriracha’s version of chili garlic sauce
We are pepper sauce soul mates, lol. Those are both my go-to sauces.





