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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Inspirational quote of the day

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Inspirational quote of the day

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    Thanks Satan. I needed that today.

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    …“seem”…?

  • AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Clearly I need more satan in my life.

  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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    we should all totally become satanists now

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      New doom game comes out in 3 days.

      • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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        2 months ago

        HAIL SATAN!

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      I mean, you don’t even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They’ve come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.

      • lectricleopard@lemmy.world
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        I am a card carrying member. I think I have sincerely held religious beliefs that some court cases should be protecting right now. I know small comfort, but it’s better than nothing.

    • Dzso@lemmy.world
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      I first read the Satanist Bible a year after leaving Christianity. It’s not only a parody of the Bible, it’s also all about believing in yourself. I found it very inspiring. My Christian family was not amused.

  • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca
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    The unnecessary commas.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      • Logi@lemmy.world
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        Great. Now I’ve got that stuck in my head.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee
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      It is a writing convention to place a comma before a quotation.

  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “It’s SaTAHN, actually.”

  • Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
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    I mean, that is very cool, but there is nothing to support the claim that Satan has ever whispered any such thing.

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      That’s the thing with all made up characters

  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    don’t ever believe you accomplished something. it was jesus who did it for you. unless you fail. then it’s 100% your own fault

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      privatize profits, socialize losses …

      • sfled@lemm.ee
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        Jesus saves, Satan invests.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    All my best teachers and coaches were Satan all along!

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
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      I wish kids would figure out that most teachers are trying to help them

  • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Based

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    I wonder how many people stop to consider the validity of the statement anyway. Like, “Source?”

    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world
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      It is sourced, at the bottom of the image. I don’t know who that person is or what their theological credentials are, but they did source it at least.

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    The kind of cognitive dissonance that tries to make believing in yourself evil is utterly without decency.

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    Fail

  • dandylion@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    hale satin

    • Pnut@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      “unfortunately. Our garments could not withstand the weather.”

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    2 months ago

    “Heaven forbid” you try to lead your own life.

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