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Thanks Satan. I needed that today.
…“seem”…?
Clearly I need more satan in my life.
we should all totally become satanists now
New doom game comes out in 3 days.
HAIL SATAN!
I mean, you don’t even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They’ve come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.
I am a card carrying member. I think I have sincerely held religious beliefs that some court cases should be protecting right now. I know small comfort, but it’s better than nothing.
I first read the Satanist Bible a year after leaving Christianity. It’s not only a parody of the Bible, it’s also all about believing in yourself. I found it very inspiring. My Christian family was not amused.
The unnecessary commas.
Great. Now I’ve got that stuck in my head.
It is a writing convention to place a comma before a quotation.
“It’s SaTAHN, actually.”
I mean, that is very cool, but there is nothing to support the claim that Satan has ever whispered any such thing.
That’s the thing with all made up characters
don’t ever believe you accomplished something. it was jesus who did it for you. unless you fail. then it’s 100% your own fault
privatize profits, socialize losses …
Jesus saves, Satan invests.
All my best teachers and coaches were Satan all along!
I wish kids would figure out that most teachers are trying to help them
Based
I wonder how many people stop to consider the validity of the statement anyway. Like, “Source?”
It is sourced, at the bottom of the image. I don’t know who that person is or what their theological credentials are, but they did source it at least.
The kind of cognitive dissonance that tries to make believing in yourself evil is utterly without decency.
Fail
hale satin
“unfortunately. Our garments could not withstand the weather.”
“Heaven forbid” you try to lead your own life.
