Jeep people are a bit weird. My friend borrowed one once and gave me a lift. It had about 20 glued to the dash. She said he just gets them handed to him by other Jeep people. I asked “why?” Of course. The answer was “dunno but he has two kids with two women in another country that he never sees”. I know that’s not a satisfying answer but then again we’re talking about people that purposely buy a vehicle that is horribly inefficient and that will flip taking a 30 degree turn. With $3000 worth of accessories. So, yeah. Jeep people are weird.

Can you imagine what things would be like if they all voted?

So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom’s capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?

He’ll take the money and imprison you anyways. We have all been seeing exactly how he reacts for multiple decades. Right?

I had a roomie that played lol. After a month of not having a job and looking very scruffy he emerged from his filthy bedroom and gave me a grocery list. We were on good terms until I told him he had an addiction.

I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.

Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.

I don’t know. It seems like they’re addressing the issues that the first one had. It was too safe and far too full of itself. It should have just been one big planet and a bit less goofy. Seems like the next one is shaping up for that. Also, if there is a game company that I trust right now it’s obsidian. I was super disappointed with the ending just being the same slides they used for new Vegas, hopefully we at least get a more satisfying ending.

A guy down the street from me has been having a garage sale pretty much every weekend. I think he was probably charging too much before and has eased up a bit. He’s almost gotten rid of everything I usually see. I stopped in last weekend and he had a random assortment of old screwdrivers that said “free”. I got to chatting with him and mentioned that I’m trying to get a shop together so I can build toys (my sister was complaining about how everything is plastic for her kids). He was like “wait right there”. He ran into his garage and came out with armloads of tools and just said “there you go young man”. I’m not sure what made me feel better, the tools or that fact I was called “young man” at 36.

There isn’t a food shortage. There are significant problems of wastage created by marketing value and poor distribution. Many solutions have been brought up over the years. To deaf ears. Because your local grocer needs to put 1000 tomatoes out to mostly rot because it looks aesthetically pleasing.

Good for that owl for continuing its education. It doesn’t have a fucking clue how to read but it’s trying.

You can clone. What’s important is that you ask yourself if you should. I’m not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.

Remember. It’s a spectrum. You can be diagnosed with ADHD and feel strongly either way. It might not have anything to do with ADHD.

I’m getting pretty sick of “ADHD is specifically this”

That is not how it works.

Bed frame. Nightstand. Plant. Painting. Then you’ll be on the hot train to sex o’clock my friend.

I have sat my mom down and stated, looking her in the eyes, very clearly that I will never, ever, ever join Facebook. It changed nothing. She still works it into every conversation. If I try and explain why, I get about five words in and she does the “bla blah blah whatever” and then incorrectly explains Facebook to me as if me saying anything at all meant nothing. Facebook is for old people who don’t give a fuck about anyone else. It’s the ultimate mirror for aging narcissists.

Let me make a correction: bullets, they’re bullets. You never point a gun at something or someone that you don’t intend on destroying. Guns are tools. They have a purpose. If you’re running after a turkey with a hand saw you’ve lost your fucking mind. If you are shooting people exercising the same rights you have then it’s about the same. For fuck sake, they had to change the definition from “non-lethal” to “less than lethal” to avoid murder charges. Of which, there were many.

Microsoft in a nutshell. In 2015 they realized they had it right in 1995 but still elected to change it. Morons.

Now, that’s a statistic that conservatives could get behind. Unfortunately it’s not convenient for them. So they won’t.

I went to college for horticulture four years ago. They still use this confusing rhetoric.