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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago

When computer is what?

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When computer is what?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago
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  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 days ago

    Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      24 days ago

      Mostly only an issue for laptops.

      Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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        Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

        https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          23 days ago

          Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it’s “not useful”

          Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      24 days ago

      I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look.

      • Albbi@lemmy.ca
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        24 days ago

        Cat like typing detected

  • MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    24 days ago

    Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn’t clean.

  • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 days ago

    why does this image have built-in spit droplets

    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      23 days ago

      Image so old it got moldy

    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      23 days ago

      This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      23 days ago

      Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

    • Oisteink@feddit.nl
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      24 days ago

      It’s semen

    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      24 days ago

      It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

      • someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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        23 days ago

        Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

  • mmddmm@lemm.ee
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    24 days ago

    Almost all DEs have a lock screen…

  • serenissi@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don’t work.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      23 days ago

      Lock screen also works.

    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      24 days ago

      I usually open vim.

  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

  • Fabian@lemmy.zip
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    24 days ago

    You could also just unplug the keyboard

  • Shawdow194@fedia.io
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    24 days ago

    They should add an MP3 player style “Hold switch” on all keyboards

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago
    1. Unplug keyboard or turn off bluetooth.
    2. Clean keyboard.
    • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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      23 days ago

      ok but get this: I have a laptop

      • Johanno@feddit.org
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        Unplug the laptop. Clean keyboard.

        Or rip it out and clean it.

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Rip and Tear until it is done lol

      • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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          Gotta go harder to get that deep clean.

          Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eX3IGPq8AQ

    • tiramichu@lemm.ee
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      Unplugging the keyboard requires getting down on my hands and knees, groping around to find a plug I can’t visually see, and probably dislocating my shoulder in the process.

      And then even more luck required to get the plug I can’t see back IN, trying the USB every single way blind by feel only, and neither way wants to accept it’s the right one.

      It’s an absolute last resort.

      • AugustWest@lemm.ee
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        Its odd that keyboards don’t have USB on the back of them. Every other peripheral does it seems, but they usually come hard wired.

      • dragonlobster@programming.dev
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        My keyboard has a detachable cable so you can just unplug it from the keyboard

        • tiramichu@lemm.ee
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          23 days ago

          In happy for you

        • ulterno@programming.dev
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          Yeah that’s nice stuff.

          I recently bought a mechanical keyboard with a USB C port for the connector. A cable came along with it.

          The keyboard turned out to be absolute[1] garbage and I ended up with an expensive USB C cable.


          1. ok maybe not absolute, I might be able to salvage some components ↩︎

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just open up notepad, start cleaning, and then use the resulting document as a word finder puzzle. Hell, if you’re really lucky you might write the next best selling novel.

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      They told me it was already published by Shakespeare.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      Wouldn’t recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Bah! That’s what editors are for!

  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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    Just lock the screen. The worst that’ll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

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      Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn’t know.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        And in GNOME. In KDE, it’s Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it’s Cmd+Ctrl+Q.

        • pipes@sh.itjust.works
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          My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don’t remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two.

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Maybe it’s the other way around then, it’s muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites.

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    Unplug it or turn it off if it’s wireless. Not that hard.

    • Zacryon@feddit.org
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      What is “unplug”? /j

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        It’s what happens when you trip over the lamp’s power cord, except for a keyboard.

  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    Downtime aversion

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      23 days ago

      the kb is almost always usb or wireless these days. just disconnect it or flip its own switch

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    Luckily, my Keyboard is so dirty that I need to pull off all keycaps anyway.

  • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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    Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Birds love a deep clean!

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