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Bonus you can use the grater on your foot callouses
You can use a microplane grater to get information out of POWs who refuse to talk.
Just deny them the freshly grated nutmeg on their horchata until they spill the beans.
Just stop at that point and enjoy your cheesy reward for a job well done.
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Depending on the cheese you can use a mandolin with a grater
8 String Cheese is my new band name
This a cheesy mandolin weird al cover band.
I just use one of these bad boys
pop goes the cheesle
I’ve got a plastic version, but if I need to shred a block it hurts my hands after a while, because of how light it is.
I bought one of these to solve that problem (this also has a finer cylinder for a thinner grate):
If I ever need more than a pound, I can probably use the disc on my food processor, although the last time I tried, I didn’t freeze my cheese prior, and ended up with a lot of smeared cheese on the disc 😬
Lovingly referred to as “the wheely mcdeely” in my social circle
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Nah it’s boring untill it gets fun.
I recently had an incident with a mandolin while slicing vegetables that required stitches. Can confirm.
Just eat the last little bit.
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Put the cheese on the cutting board and grate from the top. No need to live in a horror movie lol
But you still have to stabilize it with your fingers. If you grate low enough, your fingers will be grated.
You can use something that isn’t your fingers to stabilize it 😐
3D-print a cutting board with a small indent (or ask someone to). It’s not rocket science.
You know what? You can patent that if it doesn’t exist.
Then you’d still be left with a bit of cheese in the indent, and how’re you gonna grate that?
Bro, get a life.
Why are you getting so offended over a simple and fun conversation?
Says the person who got offended about me mentioning the leftover cheese in a theoretical cheese grating cutting board?
Just mash it through with your finger pads, you about can’t be cut.
SOURCE: Guy who has cut himself on every available surface in his house.
Since no one seems to know they exist, a cheap food processor grates cheese and slices/dices vegetables perfectly for most dishes and sits right on your countertop. Saves so much time and prep work.
Does it? Seems like those are always more work to clean than just a simple grater, which is why I usually just go for the grater.
Blenders and food processors are easier to clean actually. You put water in them and just add a squirt of dish soap. Run it for a few seconds then rinse it out.
I feel stupid now.
It depends on the volume you need. A food processor can shred an 8 ounce block in a few seconds. You will spend a bit more time cleaning, but it can save a lot of prep time if you need multiple blocks or lots of vegetables. I used one a lot more when I was meal prepping multiple dishes.
