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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

You don't need all of your skin

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You don't need all of your skin

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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    Put the cheese on the cutting board and grate from the top. No need to live in a horror movie lol

    • considine@lemmy.ml
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      But you still have to stabilize it with your fingers. If you grate low enough, your fingers will be grated.

      • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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        You can use something that isn’t your fingers to stabilize it 😐

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          • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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            3D-print a cutting board with a small indent (or ask someone to). It’s not rocket science.

            You know what? You can patent that if it doesn’t exist.

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              Then you’d still be left with a bit of cheese in the indent, and how’re you gonna grate that?

              • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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                Bro, get a life.

                • Zippythezigzag@lemm.ee
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                  Why are you getting so offended over a simple and fun conversation?

                • MasterNerd@lemm.ee
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                  Says the person who got offended about me mentioning the leftover cheese in a theoretical cheese grating cutting board?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Just stop at that point and enjoy your cheesy reward for a job well done.

    • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      I support this message

      • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works
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        username checks out

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    Depending on the cheese you can use a mandolin with a grater

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      8 String Cheese is my new band name

      • Cort@lemmy.world
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        This a cheesy mandolin weird al cover band.

  • Ethalis@jlai.lu
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    I just use one of these bad boys

    • wallybeavis@lemmings.world
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      I’ve got a plastic version, but if I need to shred a block it hurts my hands after a while, because of how light it is.

      I bought one of these to solve that problem (this also has a finer cylinder for a thinner grate):

      If I ever need more than a pound, I can probably use the disc on my food processor, although the last time I tried, I didn’t freeze my cheese prior, and ended up with a lot of smeared cheese on the disc 😬

    • Aeri@lemmy.world
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      pop goes the cheesle

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      Lovingly referred to as “the wheely mcdeely” in my social circle

  • RidderSport@feddit.org
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    Extra Proteine

  • andybytes@programming.dev
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    Just eat the last little bit.

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      Removed by mod

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    Just mash it through with your finger pads, you about can’t be cut.

    SOURCE: Guy who has cut himself on every available surface in his house.

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    Since no one seems to know they exist, a cheap food processor grates cheese and slices/dices vegetables perfectly for most dishes and sits right on your countertop. Saves so much time and prep work.

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      Does it? Seems like those are always more work to clean than just a simple grater, which is why I usually just go for the grater.

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        Blenders and food processors are easier to clean actually. You put water in them and just add a squirt of dish soap. Run it for a few seconds then rinse it out.

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee
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          I feel stupid now.

      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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        It depends on the volume you need. A food processor can shred an 8 ounce block in a few seconds. You will spend a bit more time cleaning, but it can save a lot of prep time if you need multiple blocks or lots of vegetables. I used one a lot more when I was meal prepping multiple dishes.

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    I recently had an incident with a mandolin while slicing vegetables that required stitches. Can confirm.

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    Nah it’s boring untill it gets fun.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    crashing your motorcycle be like

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    deleted by creator

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You can use a microplane grater to get information out of POWs who refuse to talk.

      Just deny them the freshly grated nutmeg on their horchata until they spill the beans.

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