Modern depictions of Jesus are correct because after the crucifixion Jesus came back as Jesus the White.

Mike should only fight against people he already beat, like his ex wife.

I heard the opposite. It does changes to the art, runs like ass, had music removed and they kept cutscenes at 720p (including in engine ones). One of the Digital Foundry guys refunded it.

Maybe you’re thinking of Suda’s other game that got remastered recently, Shadows of the Damned, which does look exactly like it should, though it also doesn’t run great.

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

Translating from neoliberalese, “government efficiency” means tearing apart every utility and government function that a profit can be made out of and sharing between your favorite oligarchs. Think the US healthcare system, but for everything.

Well, someone has to pay to keep the land off of poor people.

And meat after all that feed gets tariffed.

We gotta keep doing this or Trump will get elected

But they float in a pool, right? That’s safety, baby

My first reaction was “Ouch”. My second reaction was “yeah of course that’s a thing”

Pool toys, like inflatables? I guess that’s one way to practice safe sex

I, too, highly mistrust Bloomberg. Are you a mayor or a newspaper you weirdo

As long as it’s a shitload of beans on tomato paste, I’ll eat that slop.

Hanging out with Epstein

Few decades late, but, hey, at least we got there after continuing to deny it would start looking bad.

Just own up to it, it’s not like US people have ever cared that they’ve been kidnapping and torturing people. Should be fine as long as they’re from the scary races.

I had no issue with Harris campaigning with Cheney. Cheney and I disagree on 99% of things, but we agreed that Trump is a corrupt piece of shit.

We’re really doing the 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler joke without a hint of sarcasm huh?

Ironically (?), If they went Springtime for Hitler they might have gained votes.

They should have changed their strategy so that people that like fascism vote for them instead of a fascist

That was their strategy.

Hezbollah and Hamas have a better grasp of american politics than most americans