I am a Bastard, I didn’t know I am dumbass as well

Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting

Has anyone told the RuZZians that the olympic javelin throw competition is already over?

Q.e.d.

Right the resistance forces that generally like to resist more by blowing up civilians than soldiers.

As for the 2nd part, my man this is noncredible defense, it is literally the raison d’être to laugh about weird shit that is happening in armed conflicts. It is partly a coping mechanism and partly ridicule.

As for laughing at civilian casualties, you’ve inferred that into the meme, it was bot even hinted at.

They won’t is my prediction

Fairly certain the suspension would not be needed when you liquify a human being under the tracks

Prevent 9/11 probably unrealistic, but you could pull the fire alarm prior to the attack and thereby save lifes

You could walk in there and pull the fire alarm

The Suffering in my Ass or Jaws in my ass, can’t remember which one it was

Yeah I need to know more about that too

Technically yes

The pilot is the modern knight, the plane its steed. The analogy is pretty straightforward

That was the franco-prussian war from 1870/71 not the anti-Napoleon one, Germany didn’t become an empire after the letter

Women are so good to me ist ein paar Jahre alt aber auch sehr schön geworden and I don’t have to go back and I don’t want it is what I said in my phone and the underlying question was not to be fair. (The German part in between translated to: “it’s (no gender included) a few years old but turned out beautifully”

Block alignment in two columns is the way to go

Let then then, it’s nice and cool in the morgue and with some luck you can become an undead

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