“What’s preventing you from dressing like this?”
My moderate self esteem.
Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I’ve been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I’ve got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I’m wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men’s accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There’s a 50/50 chance I’m wearing socks.
The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.
I can’t stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.
As for the pants I can’t say I’d enjoy needing a changing partner:
Because I don’t shop in the kids section.
They’ve all got chicken legs
Left guy is fine, I think. Proportional and his clothes fit. The ripped knees are questionable but w/e if he wants to tell us he’s on his knees all day I won’t judge.
Second from left and third from right both have pretty muscular legs. The edges have good, proportional legs.
Second from left is the short guy, third from right is the same short guy.
I’m not disagreeing with you BTW, it’s just the same person :)
That was the joke. ;)
Argggg, sorry, only just woken up and a little dense at the best of times. Carry on :)
what is this? the tight pants convention?
I’m not a complete fucking bellend.
I’m at 89% on the bellend-o-meter myself at the moment, I’m afraid that if I go over 90% I’ll have to dress like them!!
My nuts would never forgive me
The one lad has gone baggy what is he hiding
Personally for me I have massive legs even without working out( benefits of overweight with the right genetics) and I can’t get the skinny jeans past my calves. 🤷♂️
It would also look ridiculous on me.
I would never wear long jeans that are not long enough and low socks to expose my ankles, that would feel terrible.
It would also look ridiculous on me.
So what? It sure isn’t stopping them!
Short socks make me feel gross
Yeah, I don’t like the texture difference when both my bare and clothed feed touch the shoe.
Because I’m not into CBT.
The ability to move without squeaking.
Leg day.
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