• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I’ve been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I’ve got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I’m wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men’s accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There’s a 50/50 chance I’m wearing socks.

    The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.

    • D_C@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      I’m at 89% on the bellend-o-meter myself at the moment, I’m afraid that if I go over 90% I’ll have to dress like them!!

  • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Personally for me I have massive legs even without working out( benefits of overweight with the right genetics) and I can’t get the skinny jeans past my calves. 🤷‍♂️

    It would also look ridiculous on me.

    I would never wear long jeans that are not long enough and low socks to expose my ankles, that would feel terrible.

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      It would also look ridiculous on me.

      So what? It sure isn’t stopping them!

    • Omega@discuss.online
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      9 months ago

      Yeah, I don’t like the texture difference when both my bare and clothed feed touch the shoe.

  • psud@aussie.zone
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    9 months ago
    • I prefer to wear socks
    • I used to be fat, so skin tight shirts don’t look good on me
    • I like button up shirts
    • In cool weather when I wear long trousers, I prefer not to have my ankles frozen
    • In hot weather I’m keeping as much of my legs bare as available men’s bottom wear allows

    All in all I don’t like that style. I knew a boy who liked that style as a youth, he was a arsehole