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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    This reminds me of how my coworker’s little girl wrote Santa a letter and wrote out the Amazon links of everything she wanted in much the same fashion.

  • owl@infosec.pub
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    17 hours and noone typed it? Weak

    If I made mistakes please tell me:

    http://agency.overnmentjobs.com/colorado/default.cfm?action=viewJob&jobID0601448=&hit_count=yes&headerFooter=1&promo=0&transfer=0&WDDXJobSearch-Params=%3CwdxxPacket+version%3D%271.O%27%3E%3Cheader%2F%3E%3Cdata%3E%3Cstruct%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27CATEGORYID%27%3E%3Cstring%3E96%2C13%2C1%2C2%2C45%2C72%2C163%2C141%2C4%2C130%2C150%2C5%2C131%2C142%2C73%2C143%2C8%2C127%2C91%281%2C157%2C87%2C82%2C46%2C144%2C97%2C10%2C11%2C154%2C59%2C15%2C106%2C118%2C146%2C16%2C123%2C173%2C17%2C18%2C70%2C101%2C44%2C19%2C66%2C41%2C20%2C42%2C134%2C164%2C22%2C642C432C1122C1482C532C1622C242C472C1362C842C782C1612C1212C622C1372C1092C1382C332C1582C1222C352C862C362C772C1102C89%3C2Fstring%3E%3C2Fvar%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27PROMOTIONAL_JOBS%27%3E%3Cstring%3EO%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27TRANSFER%27%3E%3Cstring%3EO%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27FIND_KEY_WORD%27%3E%3Cstring%3E%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3C%2Fstruct%3E%3C%2Fdata%3E%3C%2FwddxPacket%3E

    • ksigley@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      What a lad.

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Perfect in every way, good job.

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      9 months ago

      governmentjobs* But yeah, nice one!

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        9 months ago

        Thank you, I fixed it.

    • cute_noker@feddit.dk
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      9 months ago

      You son of a bitch! overnmentjobs 🤣

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        9 months ago

        Thank you, I fixed it.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      Ah fuck

    • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      YOU SON OF BITCH!!! 😂

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        9 months ago

        I’m in

    • pootzapie@lemy.lol
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      9 months ago

      Incredible beautiful amazing

    • clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Bravo

    • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      In a way, you just took my virginity. It’s the first time it’s genuinely happened to me, I didn’t see this coming. This is a great feeling but I also feel a bit ashamed.

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        9 months ago

        It’s alright. It’s part of being online. It’s a unique and strange feeling for sure.

    • mycelium underground@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      As general rule you should look at where a URL goes as well as what the link text.

      A big ass link that is pointed towards tinyurl should have set off alarm bells for everyone who clicked the link.

      That was slick @owl

      • owl@infosec.pub
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        9 months ago

        It teaches about cybersecurity.

    • Copythis@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I want my mommy

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Yeah… I want your mommy, too.

        • Copythis@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          She is a nice lady!

          • Comment105@lemm.ee
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            9 months ago

            very nice

  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Out of frame, above the other text: “Job requirements: experience with OCR-tools.”

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      How was OCR in 2013? This mightve basically been the test for the job

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        It was bad.

  • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

    I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that’s funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

    • Trollception@sh.itjust.works
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      Nah, now they charge you if your listing is too short.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Somebody correct me, but I remember a url (or any long piece of text) can contain a small image. I think it was hexadecimal code. I was looking for the words “base16=” or “base32=”.

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      You are correct those are called “data urls”, they’re intended to embed files in text.

      This is not a data url tho, it’s an ugly link

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      What you mean is base64, and yeah.

      In this case the latter part of the link is URL-encoded XML and probably unnecessary, I’d guess that only the first two parameters of the URL are really mandatory, but who knows. There are many ancient and ugly as hell web apps out there.

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    I’m pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and invluding the question mark

    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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      No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.

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      It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • ulterno@programming.dev
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    Data entry operator?

  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    What would be funnier is if instead of an address, it was a hyperlink embedded text that says : Click Here.

  • graphene@lemm.ee
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    You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

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        You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

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          If I wanted to add unnecessary characters, I’d just use dots.

          Like this: (Lemmy unfortunately breaks the URL) google.com...............................................

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        Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          Finally!

      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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        (Psst, rumor has it you can tack on to a URL pretty much any alphanumeric text you like after typing a ? or # symbol)

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, but query/hash params aren’t necessary. I don’t want the URL to be shortenable!

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    I wore out my percent key typing in the url.

  • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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    Maybe they’re looking for someone who’s good at OCR

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      Google Lens can probably get it in seconds.

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    I wish someone would type that out into the comments, so I could click the dead link and feel a small sense of satisfaction; simply by knowing it was dead before I even clicked it, confirming my suspicion

    But it’s the internet… so 50/50 whether some hero does it for no reason, or someone throws some kinda rick-roll response. Either way, I ain’t typing it out and I can live with the disappointment… sorry y’all, I’ll try and be better next time

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      Modern technology makes copying it easy, the accuracy is a whole other thing.

      https://agency.governmentjobs.com/ccorado/default.cfmZaction=view/.JobSj0bD-6014488hitcount-yesâheaderFootere18promoOStrans-for-D/&WDDX.JobSearch-Paramse<wddxPacke1 ver-sớn0'1.0'>%.3CheaderX2F>0data><struct><var name0'CATEGORYIDK27><string>90%2C13 1%2C2%2C40%2C72%2C163%2C141%2G4%2C130%2C150%2C5%2C131%2C142%2C73%2C143%2C8 127%2C91%2CB1%2C157%2C8Ty2C82%2C46%2C144%2C97%2C10%2C11%2C154%2C50%2C15%2C106X2C118%2C148%2C16%2C123%2C173%2C17%2C18%2C70%2C101X2CA4%2C10%2C66%2C41%2C20X20A2%2C134%2C164%2C22%2C64%2C43%2C112%2C148%2C53%2C162%2C24%2C47%2C130%2C84%2C78%2C161%2C121%2C62%2C137N2C100%2C138%2C33%2C158%2C122%2C35%2CB0%2C30%2C77%2C110%2CB9<%2Fotring><%2Fvar>6var name0'PROMOTIONALJ0B5'><string>00%2Fstring><S2Fvar><var name%3D'TRANSFER%2T><atring>0<XZFstring>%.30%2Fvar><var name0'FIND-KEY-WORD'><string>%-30%2Fatring><%2Fvar>0%2Firuct��%2rdataX3E0%2FwddxPacket>

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        Well shucks, my modern technology doesn’t currently have a “copy text from image”. I appreciate it though

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        Mispelled colorado

        and fstring

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          Hence why I said:

          the accuracy is a whole other thing.

          I knew some part of the URL would be screwed up.

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        I clicked. The actual URL is very short and easy to type.

        • ohshit604@sh.itjust.works
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          Typically;

          2C143%2C8%20127%2C91%2CB1%2C157%2C8Ty2C82%2C46%2C144%2C97%2C10%2C11%2C154%2C50%2C15%2C106X2C118%2C148%2C16%2C123…

          Is used for tracking & identifying. The session likely expired many, many, many moons ago.

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    Somebody got paid by the character

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