While Elon indulges in political theater and self-aggrandizing quips, Tesla is experiencing an unprecedented slump in both sales and stock value.
Still too big, but I appreciate the visual.
I used to have a picture of a tardigrade playing a violin but couldn’t find it, so this was the alternative.
I think somebody posted it in the thread, it’s magnificent
Karma, he made so many people cry and bankrupt by firing them through DOGE.
Oh no, maybe he should’ve tried minding his own business instead of trying to destroy democracy in multiple countries at once!
Oh no! Fantasy business failing just like those fired engineers with safety concerns said it would!
Too bad the rare resources are already wasted!
Let me… finish writing out… this reality check for… 0 fucks.
Liquidate that shit into individual gardening grants and public train money.
Men will literally do anything instead of going to therapy
He should list five things he’s done for TSLA this week.
Absentee CEO.
- Damage the brand by association.
- ???
- Get the president to advertise the brand
- ???
Get the president to advertise the brand
This is the same as “Damage the brand by association”
FR idk why they thought it would help them at all.
Basic economics for anybody with the initials E.M. and a net worth in the billions:
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Unless you’re product is drama and intrigue, there is such a thing as bad publicity.
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Exposure can only increase demand with diminishing returns up to a asymptotic threshhold. A brand that everyone already knows about won’t see increased sales from promotion.
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Cry more you Nazi bitch
government bailout in 3…2…
More like wiping his tears with dollar bills. Wouldn’t be surprised if he and Trump’s buddies were given a heads-up to buy shorts before the stock market went downhill.
I’d bet F’elons life on it.
MOAR!!!
Cry me a river fuck face.
Oh I see, suddenly when it’s your income getting shitcanned we’re all supposed to care.
Nah, fuck off you twat, no one cares about you.
I know this makes people happy and all that, but I won’t be happy until his black heart stops beating and his cold, lifeless, Nazi remains are shot into the fucking sun. Fuck Elon Musk.
after he dies we should send his corpse to Mars and crucify it as a warning
Warning to who?
That’s why they invade all pissed, in any movies with Martians.
Whom*
Best SpaceX can do it blow it to pieces over the ocean m.
Way too cool of an ending for him. Flush the ashes.
He would like that idea too much.
Throw his remains in the middle of the ocean or just flush his ashes down the nearest toilet. Let every molecule that contributed to wannabe spaceman’s existence be forever bound to this planet he liked to fuck with.
David cross?
If you’ve never seen Mr. Show, you are in for a treat.
Oh ill look it up then.
And Bob Odenkirk too!
shot into the fucking sun
That’s a lot of delta-v to waste on a billionaire.
As I’ve said before, sometimes you go the extra mile (or extra Δv in this case) to send a message.
Why wait until he is dead?
Good point.
“I am close to tears. That is a human reaction, right?”
crocodile tears, of a Felon.
It is. Which is why I doubt its true.
