Are we talking text only? I’d either just respond with cursing, say Tiananmen Square actually happened and was bad, or just write code that actually works.

I age, see?

points to face

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points to face

Probably my pulse. I find that very few if any AI models have a pulse.

As an AI language model, I’m unable to answer that question in a satisfactory manner.

They never swear, so I’d tell you to go fuck yourself probably

I’d go to their house and kick them in the dick

I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

I’ll make ASCII art.

One of the most fun I’ve had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

It is atrociously bad at it.

You don’t deserve to know about my life.

I’d just take a clear stance on something right from the bat, doesn’t matter what. AI is always needlessly careful when you ask it to pick a favorite color/food/soccer team/religion/skincolor/country/…

I’M MADE OF MEAT!

The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.

I would write functional timing-specific 8-bit assembly.

I’ll send you a picture of my hand.

“Just 5 fingers. And they’re all of normal proportions.”

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.