I don’t know if I have a Ned Kelly or a Garibaldi. It probably depends on how long it’s been since I cleaned it up.
Relevant guide:
18 is traditionally called a “Musketeer” in competitive circles.
…i don’t see a drake on the chart…
(no, not the f*cking rapper)
no long goat? pfft…
I was disappointed to not find the 19th century classic continuous sideburns+mustache combo:
No full beard either.
ned++
Wait, I thought a goatee is what is labelled ‘circle’ … is that a Canadian thing or ?
USA, I’ve always known number 19 as the goatee. I grew up around goats though, so I just sorta assumed it was named after the tuft of hair that goats often have under their chin.
I’ve always heard the circle beard called a goatee too, but I think I heard Bill Simmons, of all people, mention that goatee is supposed to refer to a beard that hangs down from your chin, like a goat. It makes sense as an etymology. The circle beard is essentially a goatee + mustache.
Where I am from in the States 19 would be a Van Dyke (18) and 32 would be a Goatee. I don’t know what 18 is supposed to be called.
Tbh, I’ve heard both
Where’s “normal”? In between a 1 and 35?
Aww the friendly mutton chops are shaking hands:)
I thought I had that “haven’t shaved in a few days” look because I’m lazy, but apparently I’m rocking “designer stubble.” I feel significantly fancier
What does that turn into if you don’t touch it for 4 weeks? That’s what I have, and it’s not on this list.
A neckbeard?
The Ned Kelly would also be known as the Dalston/Williamsburg/Brunswick/(insert very urban hipster district name) Woodsman
Or unix beard. Though perhaps not as tidy, stereotypically.
Which one is this?
How bout this dude?
The
lonerloooooooooooner
head band
Either Stargate or Birth Canal.
Babe Magnet
The Oval Frame.
The Seat
Number 10 has a different name now
Chaplin
Yup, the short Austrian man copied Charlie Chaplin. Apparently he was a big fan of Chaplin, Chaplin on the other hand was not a fan of him (see “the great dictator”) :3
