When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.

Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.

Well, given how things have went with YGO…

Yeah. Yeah, pretty damn evil. Fuck your Turn 1 Floodgates.

Bring together the Old Faith and the New.

Well, unless he’s insanely strong, he did it with weapons sized for him, or is a master poisoner.

Both are equally impressive achievements for his physical limitations, in that Genghis Khan sorta way.

Well, he looks quite pleased about it. Probably takes a lot for a caterpillar to reach the rank of Emperor.

I’m kinda terrified of an Oppenheimer beyblade.

Those things are already kinda scary, if they get up to the right speeds. Probably won’t break a bone, but some of them shoot out of that arena damn quick, and some can get heavy as hell for a spinning top toy. Pretty durable, too.

They creeped me out as a kid. It didn’t help that I had this concept that they were like “evil” butterflies. Child brain hardcore taking my grandmother’s complaining about moths eating clothes and being a nuisance too far.

Absolutely adore them, now. Go ahead and enjoy some lamp, little friend, you’ve earned it.

"As you pull the blade free, it begins to rapidly rust away. The legend was never the blade itself, it was the strength of the heroes who led the way.

That strength has caused the ground to shift, rocks fall, everyone dies."

So long as you know you aren’t dealing with an expert, confidence in your nonsense will get you impressively far.

I wonder if there’s some kind of near-surface pipes they might hear water running through.

Has Phoenix Wright been a documentary about the Japanese legal system this entire time, and we just wrote it off?

Its only been 13 years?

I can’t tell if I feel old, or need to figure out how the fuck 100 years has passed in 13.

I don’t want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain.

If anyone comes thinking I’m some sort of guru, I’ll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down.

It was supposed to be a part of one, until the studio went into bankruptcy and ended up being partially owned by New Jersey.

The story behind KoA is absolutely nuts. They wanted to make an MMO sequel, with R.A Salvatore still on the writing, but due to bloat and mismanagement, ended up massively in debt and plans for a sequel got scrapped.

Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.

Apparently, boiling is the superior option.

Tenfold increase in energy yields by boiling.

I don’t know why, but something about the way it looked made me think of the Swamps of Dagobah.

Though now looking closer, I also get Swamp-Thing vibes, like he’s called them back through The Green.

Damn, the TMNT x Star Wars crossover goes hard.

I haven’t opened a PTCG pack since…

The OG Starter Decks.

Alright, but how are they on the Bay? There’s a right way, and a wrong way. If it takes less than an entire container, it’s wrong.