You broke the ruuules, so I’ll pull out all your pubic haaaaaiiiirrrrrrrr
that is an odd and very specific punishment
…you motherfuckerrrrrrr
Kyle betrayed me
Then he lied tried to hide
And died deep inside
And you know the reason whyyyI’m gonna kick your arse.
From here to right over theeereeOh yeah motherfucker, I’m gonna kick your fucking derriere
Yeaaaahhhhyeeyeahhhhhhh
but is that in public
I once saw a woman plucking her pubic line in Princes Park. So it happens…
I bet that was also Valentine’s day
Nope.
I’m at work and now people are looking at me funny
And a very happy Valentine’s Day to you too spud
update: I may have written BAG OF DICKS on the side of the sausage bags
pouch of penises
sack of schlongs
container of cocks
Parcel o’ peens
Package of pizzles
Case of wieners.
Least you can tell someone to go eat a bag of dicks now.
that’s the plan!
“Morning, will you be my Valentine?” sticks tongue in ear runs off to piss like a racehorse
😐
👅👂
Blah. Set myself up in a room and someone’s taken my spot and I’ve had to move again to have some time and coffee to myself.
Not ideal start.
Today’s song
Another fun-filled day.
spoiler
I hear you. I have a meeting at 9am where a client will be telling me off for 30 mins. Yay me.
I hear ya. At this point my whole job is basically people yelling about things completely out of my control or influence unfortunately.
level with them. “its shit. Its all shit. I’m planning on GTFO, you should consider it too”
Believe it or not, they are leaving!!!
wow! really? Thats gonna go down like a lead balloon.
Our Caffeine , who art heavenly , hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily coffee. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us into temptation; and deliver us a triple shot cappuccino.
☕️
Ooh that’s a fancy cup
I regularly travel on busy tram routes with a number of tram options. One thing I’ve learned is that 90% of people will always board the first tram, even when there are clearly one or two more coming directly after it. This leads to an overcrowded first tram and blissfully empty second and third trams. I consider it an important life lesson. It’s generally best to wait for the second or even third tram. Thank you for listening.
Happy Friday 😊second tram gang gang
I noticed this with buses, in situations where no bus comes for a suspiciously long while and then 2 arrive at the same time. Cruising in the near empty second bus 😎
💯
I go for the second one as well, but I have had it be cancelled/diverted before, so do feel cautious about doing it.
Still no joy convincing the mrs on the camper trailer/poptop/whatever you want to call it. Found a couple worth checking out. But the flipside is I found tons of places I want to go assuming we get one.
I am so hungry today. 😔
Same, I think it’s the cool change.
I feel like eating too but too early to cook.
Back in Melbs.
No rando convos :(
I miss them already.
I hate that about here. So closed off.
boundaries!!
Today I am going to an outdoor event and apparently there will be rain (where?!) so I bought some heavy duty ponchos that will not fit in my bag. Alas. I will give them to their recipients upon arrival, but hopefully it’s a great day.
Looks like the rain is currently waaaaay east, so hopefully it will be okay where you are!
wart talk
Been using the salicylic acid on my witchy toe warts and I can feeeeeeeel them coming off? Out? Idk. It’s a very weird feeling. The one on my big toe must be quite deep, as it’s taking a while, and looks absolutely nasty now.
The two small ones on my second toe are peeling/coming out and they tingle the most. Least the acid is working!
Tonight I am listening to “Hit Girls of the Sixties” with
Shout by Lulu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB_gALjOLqI
I close my eyes by Dusty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJbo1noOAQo
I love Dusty.
I’ve had my lunch and cued up an afternoon of Quebecois folk music. Back to work
I binged on that stuff a couple of years ago. Quebec Redneck Bluegrass Project are now a favourite.
