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with pineapple
Wrap it in a tortilla
Folding the slice in half.
You’ve got two fucking hands - give that fucker some structural support.
They asked for the worst way, not the best way
A pizza shouldn’t require you to fold it in half to eat it. I didn’t ask for a sheet of paper with cheese on it.
Fold it in half end to end, not down the middle.
In soup.
Putting pineapple on it
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
In a blender
I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?
Underwater
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It’s answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
Reading this comment made me simultaneously feel that there is no God and may God have mercy on your soul. Congratulating
What. The. Fuck.
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
When we used to order pizza in middle school, kids would fold the slices one on top of the other and eat them like a big sandwich. That was the most popular way to avoid questions about whether they would share it with others. Not to mention, most people snuck to the toilet for feasting.
Like regular pizza, but you use orange juice as a nice dipping sauce for it
