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Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
With a spoon
Close second would be chopsticks.
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How does that even work?
well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.
Chicago Deep Dish lmao gottem
That’s lasagna sir, this thread is about pizza
That’s an insult to lasagna
In soup.
I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?
Fresh outta the freezer
Upside down
Underwater
Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.
Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest
I can’t stop laughing at ham fists. 😂
take a bit from the outer perimeter, rotate the zza slightly, then take another bite. repeat until you’ve spiral-noshed the whole thing
OP asked what’s the most incorrect way to eat a pizza. That’s the canonical method, authentic from Italy
…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
Reading this comment made me simultaneously feel that there is no God and may God have mercy on your soul. Congratulating
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
The worst way to eat a pizza is to not eat a pizza. So uh, maybe taking many pizzas, making a bath out of them and expecting to take in the nutrients through your skin?
That’d be the only answer I’d accept 😆
Not eating the pizza is indeed incorrect when the goal is to eat the pizza.
You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema’d
I like a good enema
I personally love a good deep dish extra cheese anchovy red pepper sausage enema.
What a surprise: AdamEatsAss likes enemas. 🫡
Consider: floating in a bowl of milk like cereal. It’s one big piece but you still have to use a spoon.
Blending and drinking through a straw
tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup
I’ve never tried pizza soup
fuck, let me try again …
