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Soak it in wine and boof it
With a spoon
Close second would be chopsticks.
Close second would be chopsticks.
My brother eats pizza with chopsticks
(For context: my family was all born in China)
How does that even work?
well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.
Fresh outta the freezer
Upside down
Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.
Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest
I can’t stop laughing at ham fists. 😂
take a bit from the outer perimeter, rotate the zza slightly, then take another bite. repeat until you’ve spiral-noshed the whole thing
OP asked what’s the most incorrect way to eat a pizza. That’s the canonical method, authentic from Italy
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema’d
I like a good enema
I personally love a good deep dish extra cheese anchovy red pepper sausage enema.
What a surprise: AdamEatsAss likes enemas. 🫡
Consider: floating in a bowl of milk like cereal. It’s one big piece but you still have to use a spoon.
The worst way to eat a pizza is to not eat a pizza. So uh, maybe taking many pizzas, making a bath out of them and expecting to take in the nutrients through your skin?
That’d be the only answer I’d accept 😆
Not eating the pizza is indeed incorrect when the goal is to eat the pizza.
Blending and drinking through a straw
tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup
I’ve never tried pizza soup
fuck, let me try again …
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name
with pineapple
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body
Chicago Deep Dish lmao gottem
That’s lasagna sir, this thread is about pizza
That’s an insult to lasagna
