My body is ready!

Cbat, obviously

An entire loaf of French bread from the super market and a sobe (at least back when sobe existed)

Meshtastic can do this, and leverage other nodes as relays.

Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW!!!

650$ to replace a 20$ shower handle cartridge. 500$ to spray down your AC 400$ to replace a 30$ capacitor in your AC 150$ to turn off your sprinkler system valve and blow air through it for a few minutes.

Yeah… I basically do 100% of our home maintenance myself. It’s literally cents on the dollar compared to hiring it out.

Nah… Just take the current definition of planet and append “and also Pluto because we’re emotionally attached to it” and you’re good.

I like elite dangerous, start wars squadrons, and other Sims I can remain seated for. Feels more immersive that way and doesn’t require space

Ok, now in Pokerap order!

The SpaceOrb 360

It’s a 6-axis controller I used for space flight sims (like Descent)