A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.

Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they’d often wish they’d never existed.

If by “defeated” you mean “killed outright”, there’d also be a small slip of paper saying “Thank you.”

a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside

Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise

A 20-foot-long sarissa, not because I’m armed with one but because that’s what you rolled on the drop table.

a phone, a wallet, and a bundle of keys

also, maybe some bullshit manifesto

• phone
• watch
• handkerchief
• wallet
• sigh of relief
• performance of “screw you guys, I’m goin’ home”

Pee

3d4*100 polyhedral dice, most of which are d6s and d10s. Each die will have a 50% chance of being glow-in-the-dark, and a 1% chance of being unusually shaped.

I’m that NPC that sits some in the corner and doesn’t drop anything, who the devs placed there to make you feel bad for doing a genocide run

I have a collection of vintage phones. Like, rotary phones from the 60s and earlier. I’d probably drop them. It would be very loud.

If I’m defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.

If I’m defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.

A god-tier travel mug, a rare leather armour (+1 vs cat claws) and a pair of comfortable walking shoes.

• Cigarettes (12)

• BIC lighter (62% filled)

• Wallet (empty)

• Keys (unknown)

• T-shirt (dirty)

• Jeans (condition low)

• Shoes (uncomfortable)

• Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)

• Three 9mm rounds

A pile of shit… literally. I have IBS, so there is always more shit just waiting for the wrong time. Aside from that… extra clothes, see above. Lol

Anxiety, and some cupcakes