Sleep in, really long

Escape north over the bord— oh, wait…

Wave my badge around, just as I did when I was biking to work in the middle of the George Floyd riots. You haven’t lived until state police are aiming a shotgun squarely at your chest and you have to ask to reach into your pockets

Go over to Liz’s, hole up, have a cup of tea, and wait for all this to blow over.

Get out my nunchucks, take to the streets, and fight the system. Probably put “Calm like a bomb” by Rage on in my headphones.

Go back to bed

To answer that, I’d have to know what that would even entail. Our constitution does not have “martial law”, we have a vaguely similar thing where it depends entirely on the circumstances what it entails and that has never been invoked.

Staying inside with the doors locked and the curtains drawn.

Depends on the reason. If’s a clear and justifiable one then I’ll try and help, otherwise I’ll do what the authorities are requesting.

If it’s NOT a clear or justifiable reason then I may have to give my old friend Thomas Jefferson a call.

Depends on the reason. Either stay indoors and chill or get out of the country.

Find out about it on lemmy apparently

Well I still have to go to work tomorrow, so I guess make sure my alarm is set.

Toss my tool bag into my truck and drive to the customer’s house I guess unless told to do something else by the authorities.

The same thing I do every day - hide and try really hard not to kill myself.

Wait a couple hours for the parliament to go WTF and have every member regardless of party vote to rescind the martial law order.