I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
Clunge
pink
Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you’ve ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it’s pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink
I like to yell " HULST ! " whenever i see it, and then point at it. It’s dutch for holly
Whenever I see holly my brain says “do it, eat the berry.” It’s not fair that they’re so red and plump
I think my brain’s trying to kill me
Queef 😂
Peef.
It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
I learned a new thing today, thank you!
Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?
It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?
It wasn’t fun for me either
I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
Yeah I’m good. I guess there’s an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.
The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life
Ok, I’ve had many catheters inserted into my penis, I’ve just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn’t a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.
This goes beyond a catheter. The camera goes all the way deep into the bladder.
I said something irredeemably stupid as it’s clear I didn’t actually read the last sentence of your original post. I apologize for wasting your time. That said, do you have any pictures?
Plung.
Is there a deeper meaning behind this one? It sounds fun
Years ago, Electric utility badly mangled a friend’s last name. That’s what was on his bill. He never corrected it. It’s pronounced like “plug” but with an “n.”
Feels like it should be in the dictionary, under some sort of insult.
Bjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
Icelandic dogs:
Bjork is my goto nonsense muppet sound. Bjork bjork bjork Bjork!
Isn’t it two syllables
It’s pronounced as one syllable in the Nordic languages
I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭
B-york – never thouht of saying it that way
You know Björk in swedish is a tree
It’s birch.
- Mom! Look! This frog says my name every time I press down on its belly!
- Leave the poor animal alone, Björk!
Yes, and you have to say out while sucking in air, not breathing out.
Holy shit that makes it 10x funnier!
I tip my cap to you, PrayerWaxpaint
dude
duuuuude!
However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.
GWEEK
It’s like letting the air out of a balloon. Fascinating!
Cuy
WHEEEK
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
*gets water all over the floor, again…
Scrunched
Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic
I think ‘scrunched’ is the longest one I’ve seen in this post, I can’t think of a longer one.
In a similar vein, it feels really wrong that ‘abbreviate’ is such a long word.
If people pronounce squirrel as one syllable, then I guess squirreled could be as well, but it’s not in my dialect.
Bob
Bob and vagene?
This is great, I have a curmudgeonly relative named Bob, and he would just hate to think that’s funny
“womp”
but usually funnier when used as a pair
Makes me think of a sad trombone. Whomp-whomp
Wah-wah-wah has a similar energy
coque
Yeet is fun to say when throwing something.
I love yeet, it’s just so fun to say!
