Yeah, I’d expect that kinda petty jealousy from a hippo

Right? I was surprised at the use of ‘confiscated’ in that sentence

Kinky

Smoke meth and hail Satan!

Or as I like to call it: The “Play Shitty Games, Win Shitty Prizes” Principle

Yeah, cuz that narrows it down… 😋

This can’t be true, he hasn’t succumbed to alcohol poisoning (yet) to my knowledge

Omg, dude thinks he just now came up with the concept of a false-flag attack for the first time in history

But fuckin magnets

How do they work

What are you doing step spirirt

Oh my sweet, summer child…

crickets

So… Would it have made it better or worse if she was yelling for her dad instead? 🤣

He did it.

The crazy son of a bitch did it.

I didn’t even know this dude was still around, let alone any sort of relevant

Don’t forget Biden’s son’s laptop

Jeez dude, haven’t the Palestinians suffered enough already?

Oh fuck, isn’t there something in the bible about this sort of thing heralding the end times? “The frogs and the posh shall lay down together” or something?

Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere

Crazy Fuckin’ Robot Body by Snowblood [2020] https://g.co/kgs/T1jQWzG

Maybe ‘gem’ is a bit of an overstatement (depending on your level of musical snobbery 😋) but I stumbled across this song/artist through Spotify at one point and ended up really digging it/them. They have another song I’d give honorable mention to as well, ‘Freaky Freaky’ I think is the name.

These certainly aren’t what I’d call ‘masterpieces’ or anything, but they’re fun songs I enjoyed and you might too if you can listen without thinking about it all too hard