This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)
Granted. Now everyone rolls back to Tobu - Candyland
Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.
Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.
You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!
You’re evil lol.
Santa Baby. Frickin’ hate that song…
Seantah baybee…
Praise You by Fatboy Slim. I hate that song so much I have to turn it off whenever I happen to come across it. It’s the drawn-out repetitive tones.
I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith
Yeah, at least that other “product of its time” ™ song about being surprised someone at the bar is trans sounds decent. Dude Looks Like a Lady is just bad.
Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.
Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.
No idea how it’s called but the one that goes like “maya hi,maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha”
I hate that song with a burning passion of thousand suns.
I was thinking i can’t think of a song, but yeah that would be kinda neat if it was just gone.
Wow, this is what’s below this post in my feed.
https://slrpnk.net/post/13737444
Also, it’s “Dragostea Din Tei” by O-Zone and you better not erase it.
Haha, yeah, I saw that post before finding this question.
Freebird. It’s the audio equivalent of Hookworm.
Title and all? I would pick . If anyone disagrees, you’re lying.
It would be pretty funny if nobody could make a song that’s 4 min 33 sec long again though so 4’33" might be funnier
At first, I was going to pass on destroying music, but then I remembered the anger I feel any time I have to see Peter Pan because, in part, the fucking racist shit that is What Makes the Red Man Red. Maybe I could work out a deal to erase the entire movie…
Before anyone attempts to defend it with, “it was a product of the times”, know that the play Peter Pan is based on was considered shockingly racist at the time and Disney’s solution to that was to double down on the racism so that nobody would take it seriously.
Peter Pan is a very weird movie. Peter himself is pretty questionable.
“Last Christmas”
My wife loves it, I hate it with passion.
Definitely that one. Since I can select the radio station without taking the hands of the steering wheel, it is “next station” as soon as it starts.
I’d probably be a softie here and just pick something obscure that would cause a minimal ripple. There are songs out there that I don’t like, but if they get much play, it’s because there are people who do like them, and they should be able to listen to their favored music.
Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.
