This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
But also so many more.
Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.
Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.
You’re evil lol.
You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!
“If I Could Turn Back Time” by Cher, thus proving to her for a fraction of a nanosecond that her premise was actually possible after all, before every trace of the tune ceases to exist.
Came here to say Believe. Fucking Auto-Tune.
Ugh, so gross. Also a good pick 👍
The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep
Ask her to use headphones?
We don’t own any
That’s a shame, maybe ask her to turn it down a little or watch videos with subtitles then?
I’m just a kid who’s four Each day I grow some more I like exploring, I’m Caillou
So many things to do Each day is something new I’ll share them with you, I’m Caillou
My world is turning Changing each day With mommy and daddy I’m finding my way Growing up is not so tough 'Cept when I’ve had enough But there’s lots of fun stuff
I’m Caillou, Caillou Caillou, I’m Caillou
That’s me!
American Pie - Don McLean It never goes away… it’s everywhere!
Happy birthday song.
Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈
what day is today, it’s nibbler’s birthday, what a day for a birthday, lets all have some cake
The logical search goes …Mexico. accordion music. Then you pick from there. Specially the ones about the drug lords would be better removed.
But if we could go back in time and find whoever brought accordions over the puddle…you sonobabich. You think you had a good life since you’re already gone, but one day we’ll go back to fix the leaks on your boat.
It’s a toss up between accordions and trumpets. One of them is gonna go titan or titanic first thing if I get to travel back in time.
If the accordion didn’t exist neither would Weird Al, and that’s not a universe I can permit anyone to live in.
Weird Al is great. We could just isolate the accordion to the north American region.
and where do you think Mexico is?
Oh yeah… The north of mexico America. 😆
My friend, the trumpet, well played, is one of the finest and most expressive instruments to ever grace earkind, how could you feel this way? Can deliver ~every possible emotion, a range of volume starting at “drunken disappointed groan” and reaching “holy shit ouch stop”, only got a few little twiddly bits, fits in your hand. Shiny.
Defend your position!
Santa Baby. Frickin’ hate that song…
Seantah baybee…
Praise You by Fatboy Slim. I hate that song so much I have to turn it off whenever I happen to come across it. It’s the drawn-out repetitive tones.
I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith
Yeah, at least that other “product of its time” ™ song about being surprised someone at the bar is trans sounds decent. Dude Looks Like a Lady is just bad.
Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.
Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.
No idea how it’s called but the one that goes like “maya hi,maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha”
I hate that song with a burning passion of thousand suns.
Wow, this is what’s below this post in my feed.
https://slrpnk.net/post/13737444
Also, it’s “Dragostea Din Tei” by O-Zone and you better not erase it.
Haha, yeah, I saw that post before finding this question.
I was thinking i can’t think of a song, but yeah that would be kinda neat if it was just gone.
