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Spain’s national porn pass goes bagrrr!
Spain’s national porn pass goes bagrrr!
Wait…I want to be “Secretario de Pornabilidad Social” or “Secretary or Social Probability”
I imagine my self going through all the SSN… Sexual Super Numbers to manage access and report usage.
1335346755 watched 6 hours per day of mostly vanilla doggy.
2356544677 more doggie
More doggie… doggie again. But every now and then… 1257678965534 watched 72 consecutive hours of BDSM where the sub faces downward into a hole in the floor where a camera…then the last does the same and the video cuts to another similar one. We must report this immediately to the right authority!
Senior governor, necesitamos assistancia pornografica. Mas creditos por favor! Esas chiches no se pagan solas!
Mi chiste favorito de la escuela…Cuando esta lloviendo, a ti te gusta ver gotitas? O ver gototas?
A mi me encantan las ver gototas.
She’s already occupying more space than most people. Soon she’ll occupy as much space as some people from the middle east have over the years. Can she occupy more space than a re-entry sort of volume expansion event? The world may one day know.
Oh my gosh! Is that Steve Wosniak or Jobs or Balmer?
No heat, imagine just a hand holdable blower with a complimentary vacuum to suck in everything blown away. Like at the dentist. The dentist makes a mess in your teeth while the assistant uses a little vacuum tube to clean it all up.
Technically, why not?
If you seek Amy, I think I’d like that.
I have myopia so if I place the phone far from my face I can’t see that it is even a can… I still see a little bit of a red area there.
No you’re not! You never left. I saved your ass by replying.
This is why you first suck all that you can before going to the library!
Gone forever I tell you!
It was worth it alright. But the bugger is gone!
I hope it was worth it 😀!
No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
I hope they really don’t like the ruzzians. That way, when the time comes, they can be properly utilized and disposed of…“guys why are there so many seeds in our uniforms? I don’t get it”…
It works at 3ft! Let’s try 30ft!
Excuse me while I make my shake for 12:30. I know this meeting is about monkeys and such, but the shake must be done.
Hopefully ruzzians are painful when they go through other ruzzians. Either party is fine.