You’re not alone. Just call 1800SG10000 they will…oh who an I kidding! Yeah you’re alone. Man I had to vaguely remember anything about the russian star gate thing. I didn’t even remember it had that dhd thing missing. You better forget enough. You’re on your own buddy!

Hopefully the head went in the same direction as the rest of the body? Abruptly.

Remember when russia had a star gate and then the US broke theirs so they had to use the russian one? Ah yes. There was collaborative partnerships but now they have thrown all that away to satisfy putin. russia will be announced like they announce Peru or Chile…the little nation that is troubled but somehow still makes the news. But it will take a long time. First they gotta lose the war, they’re taking their own sweet time doing that but they’re getting there. And then probably a decade to lick all the wounds. And then…news 10! At 10! Watch as Vlad the Propeller, the new ruzzian leeder trips over a microphone cable! It was hilarious 😂😆!..

Some will get lots of valuable experience. like for example getting split into 357 pieces. Where else will you ever get that experience anywhere?

How about to each his or her or their own? Like let Texas be the oil smeared radioactive smelling shithole it wants to be?

If you paint the chord in camo you can leave it there and no one would know.

Oh this old thing? I can’t even see it. Without my glasses 🤓. All you gotta do is think of the ugliest person and it goes away during the day.

The new president elect works alright but it’s fucking annoying when he’s talking. I rather think of Rudy. LOL.

The joke is on him because Jimmy will be using a coffin ⚰️ for gloves. It’s not illegal!

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

Good thing guy underwear doesn’t give one fuck about the shape of the penis. They either mush it into the crutch to defeature the shlong, or they let the whole thing just flap around under loose shorts.

It took me a while to learn that:

Reverse proxy= your page lives in your basement but only your DNS knows. From outside everyone goes to “my page is cool.com”

VPN= LAN but in WAN…go to Starfucks and you can still get your files from your basement’s NAS

I’m sure they got other meanings, but this frame helped me a bit. Hide your IP!

Let me tell you the story of the great Knocrates. He was a Greek philosophy major from ancient UCLA. He really liked cute things and one day he was between two of the most beautiful tits women kind had ever grown. Look the point is that you probably don’t want cute 🥺🥰. It doesn’t last. Anyway you want Hot 🥵🔥🥵. You want 🔥!

You don’t hear about a great red panda browser. But you hear about Firefox a lot! See what I mean? So fireworks 🎆🎇🎇 it is!

No! Fireworks! 🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆. Just pop a whole bunch and your panda problems would be history. C’mon man 😂. We can save the world! From red pandas

Hey, if your country is overrun by red panda infestations, you know exactly what to do!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

I came to say this almost exactly word for word. 5 storey would have been enough, but hey. If you gotta make a splash, make a splash.

Don’t worry, it’s not airborne. Just walk 6 feet behind other people.

Ukraine wouldn’t waste drones like that. Every drone can carry a little something for the Russians.

This should inspire a new Nabisco cookie 🍪. And it should be consumed with Coca-Cola or some other Nestle “food”.

I mean, maybe he just knew! 🤣🤔