David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up face surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
The spirit of the 90s lives on
They’re both male so I’m assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is …un-receding?
Jk
I’m actually a beautiful woman. They will both have to agree to substantial surgeries change before they agree to play me.
I can see cross going for that
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Shit. I didn’t think this through well enough. Can I change my answer to yours?
Best answer
One time a homeless guy asked if I was Serj Tankian so I guess him?
I don’t know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
Peewee herman voice and all…
Yes I’m quite the lady-killer…
I only just recently learned the voice bit as I’ve never recorded myself. I used to think I was just ugly lmao
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Keanu Reeves, I’m basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
I’d take him as a second choice if I couldn’t get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I’d try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.
Steven Yeun and Bobby Lee interchangeably
I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.
So, I guess I’d pick John Candy because I just like the guy.
Yeah, I know he’s dead. If I can’t have him, then Ildris Elba because he’s fucking cool.
Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her