Not having ants up your ass bad?

Not stupid if it works.

First thing that came to mind is the sound when all those butcheeks separate from those chairs at the same time when the class is dismissed.

Yeah, brain not wired to notice that particular spot.

Tofu-shrimp wok

You folks printed out his works for the last time.

Quite sure there is PFAS that will some day make us all sterile. Humanity will go with a whimper. Last being small lab grown authoritarian societies.

Well Finland has the saying “Everything is big in America”

…good and the bad, triumphs and fuck-ups.

Only time I’ve been close to road rage was when a Mercedes CL had a really bright LED strobe light installed inside it’s front grill and he activating it, if somebody was in his way.

It wasn’t a cop or other emergency vehicle. Just an asshole.

I was lucky to be in front of him for 15 minutes when traffic got compacted enough to prevent lane change.

For a moment I considered hitting the brakes on that particular tailgater.

It does have that religious understanding of eternity.

More suffering -> more crime and more unrest.

More crime and more unrest -> more they can justify future power grabs, increased surveillance, and use of military power on domestic soil.

Salmon

9. if somebody wronged you, hate them for life and make your friends hate them too.

Try and build a halfway house anywhere in the US and what happens? Thousands of people suddenly are motivated to show up to town hall meetings and sign petitions!

“Not in my backyard” is a global phenomenon.

Then again, so is “it’s a halfway house, not a drunk tank -> it’s a drunk tank”

Probably went something like this.

“Hello Mr. Pjytin.”

“I stopped supporting Ukraine”

“Can we have peace now?”

“Why are you laughing?”

“…”

“Hello”

“…”

“Hello”

“…”

“Can I still have my Trump tower in Moscow?”

“…”

“Hello”

“…”

“You are still laughing and I hear you also have friends there too”

“…”

“Can you hear me?”

“…”

“I have Miller here. His a funny guy. Maybe he can tell that one funny story about this Floyd guy.”

“…”

“Hello”

“…”

“I can be your friend too”

“…”

“please”

One told that she was almost my mommy 🙄

The yellow bear likes to watch

Was that guy in Poltergeist 2?

If so, his voice matches his face.

Well, as long as there are Russian neo-nazis chanting “death to facism”, we can be sure they don’t know which way is up.

There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.

This is because electrician in Finnish is “sähkömies” and is literally translated “electric man”