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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish ·
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I don’t remember asking for this

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • Denvil@lemmy.one
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      Oh don’t worry, they’ll serve their sentence on the shitter

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  • orangeNgreen@lemmy.world
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    Food crimes, indeed.

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      This makes me rethink my stance on capital punishment. The picture made me actually shudder.

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    Funny how reading comments here you find the exact same defensiveness you find from Europeans defending their national dishes, but here they’re celebrated whereas when we complain about y’all putting pineapple on pizza or calling abominations “fondue” we get called snobs and shunned down.

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      In this case the cook has avoided the process which adds flavor to the meat. This is more like complaining that someone added the garlic too early and it will turn bitter.

      This isn’t like pizza as practiced outside Napoli

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        Right, don’t get me wrong it’s revolting, but we find some other things y’all do with food and consider normal just as bad haha.

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    What did Maillard do to you that you avoided it so hard?

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    Almost as bad as eating pizza with a knife and fork

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      Hey you try eating the combo abomination my dad always orders without one.

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    Is that “steak” served with half a raw onion?

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    The steak. The steak said you couldn’t do that. I mean, look at it!

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    That looks more like it was dipped in boiling water for a few seconds. I don’t even know if a microwave could even make it that pasty looking.

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    Sous vide before searing

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    Ah, the ol English style of cooking by sunlight

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    No parole board will have mercy. May Louis Maillard himself rise and aim down the sight to avenge this vexatious fiasco.

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    I don’t always quote the Bible for relevance, but when I do it’s Jeremiah 48:26:

    Make him drunk, for he has become arrogant toward the Lord; so Moab will wallow in his vomit, and he also will become a laughingstock.

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    Way to make that cow die in vain.

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    Some eye bleach to help you recover from this atrocity.

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      God bless you

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      Thank you for your service.

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    I won’t even step in the way if any vegans wanna step in here. Do what you gotta. It’s 100% justifiable

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