Indeed, it seems to be the secret to a long life.

Sir, this is a bong.

Every day I’m strugglin’

He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band

For a guy who killed millions of people, that seems pretty reasonable, ngl

Okay boomer, back to Facebook with ya.

There are 4 kinds of people…

Dyslexia is a beach

I’m honestly not sure since Elon seems to change his mind on the daily

Bless you, little one

Full concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zX840ljHbE

Meh, planar geometry is for virgins, hyperbolic space go brrr

Yeah thanks, I think I don’t want any of that either but you do you

Slop, perhaps?

Nah, chicken and waffles is pretty good actually. I mean, people also eat them with bacon and eggs. I just wouldn’t want anything fishy to come near my waffles, IDK why, but it just feels wrong.

Wait, what DID the Belgians do?

What a terrible day to have eyes

Pretty sure that’s exactly how that started. Much easier to sell more of your industrially made foodstuff if you give people some ideas about what to do with it.

TFW grandma finally hands down her secret recipe book and they’re all clipped from boxes of supermarket food items and adverts in Good Housekeeping.